What the hell is in that building that she’s so drawn to? Is there a friggin’ frappucino fountain? Does the pill dealer in Suite 352 have the best prices? Is there a certain maid she’s trying to jiggle her fupa for? The Four Seasons hotel is Britney’s home away from home. She’s actually there more than she’s at her own home. Probably so her kids and legal process servers can’t find her ass unless they log on to TMZ. Anyway, the Four Seasons might be over Britney. She was denied entrance to their parking garage last night in her white convertible. She was repeatedly told “you’re not authorized to come in here”. They’re probably annoyed with her because you know she has no qualms about peeing beside her car and has done so many times. Britney solved her problem by merely executing an eight point turn and pulling up to the front entrance. They need better communication between the parking attendants and the interior staff so they can bar that heifer from the premises completely. Seeing that crazy pull up to the front and come stumbling in on hooker heels would cause me to back away from the front desk and seek other lodgings. Britney also told paps that there was a “party at my house tonight”. See, that hotel is her home! Those poor maids. This isn’t the first time that Britney has been banned from an area. She’s also no longer allowed in Winston’s.
8 more photos of Britney Spears trying to enter the Four Seasons parking garage are after the jump.
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