The Fishnets Always Give It Away

March 23rd, 2006 // Leave a Comment

ordinarypeople Here’s a tip. Wearing an outlandish outfit while committing a crime increases your chances of being arrested for said crime.

A man’s pantyhose led to his arrest, authorities said. An unshaven man wearing a black evening gown, fishnet stockings, calf-high boots and a black wig robbed a USA Gas station Monday morning, authorities alleged.

The armed man stuffed $290 in cash into an ensemble-matching black purse. “I’ve been with the department for 22 years, and this is the first time I’ve heard of this happening anywhere here,” police Lt. Phil Penko said.

About 35 minutes after the robbery, police Officer Chad Ventimiglia spotted a black Saab with fishnet pantyhose hanging from the front driver’s side door, dragging on the ground, investigators said. The car was pulled over and Michael Leslie Clouse, 26, was arrested and booked for investigation of armed robbery.

Fishnet Hosiery Does in Robbery Suspect [AP]

By Miu von Furstenberg

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