The Fake Paris Hilton’s Fake Nip Slip

February 9th, 2006 // 10 Comments

Now this is just plain sad. If you’re going to do the nip slip, go for it. For God’s sake, the girl used to be a stripper, why is she being shy!

Ok, a little part of us did die upon deciding to follow a story that will likely end with Fashion Week. (It was the part of us that used to say “there’s a limit to F-List coverage.”) But something about Fake Paris Hilton has us coming back for more.

Apparently, she has some semi-serious problems, included being depraved of love, battling eating disorders, and being traumatized by sickos who expose themselves on the Lower East Side.

The teen turning woman prose are kind of scary and a little sad (which is probably why she has no Friendsters). We would like to say that there isn’t much hope of this one getting on the bloggirl Z-List, but she was a stripper, and she has a blog … who knows? Next month she might be drinking champagne with Miu Von Furstenberg at the Soho Grand.

For the record, I don’t drink champagne at the Soho Grand, I mainline it, while cuddling with my fake chihuahua Tinkle.

Fake Paris Hilton’s purpo-slip [Jossip]
Donatella Versace Stomps on Marc Jacobs [Open All Night]

By Miu von Furstenberg
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  1. that is pretty weak.. but i love her regardless
    http://www.pondracket.com

  2. drmrs

    it’s bad enough that the real paris hilton gets so much attention…please! don’t give THIS loser any more exposure on your website.

  3. kanga

    why is she always wearing glasses? Does she only look like Paris with glasses on?

    She makes me feel sick!

  4. Kings Smart Ian

    Depraved of love sounds just about right

  5. stupidpariswannabe

    ew that ugly guy on the left with the buck teeth is as classy as she is if not more.

    i wouldn’t be surprised if she even got a hook-nose job to make herself look more like paris. she sure does have a mangled nose just like the real pari!

  6. bailey

    i think she looks a lot like paris with the sunglasses on but without them probably not.

  7. Fly-sunglasses…, ugly, ugly, ugly…

  8. susiegrl

    ONE Paris Hilton is enough, period.

  9. petitefleur

    I have a GREAT idea!!
    Let’s put all of our money together and pay NASA to ship BOTH of them to the moon!!! Now THAT’S HOT!!!
    (Paris always has had an alienesque look to me)

  10. jitesh

    yes she does look like paris definately with her sunglasses on and somewhat with them off but damm she is just as sexy as paris is, id love the chance to hang out with the real of fake paris cause think of all the madd attention you can get just being around either one you rock!! and thats hott
    jitesh patel

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