The Divine Miss M Thinks Britney Should Get A Life

December 7th, 2006 // 3 Comments

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For some reason Bette Midler thinks that flashing cooch is slutty. From StarPulse:

Outspoken diva Bette Midler has blasted Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan for their wild ways, calling them “sluts.” The singer/actress admits she’s had wild times, just like the party girls, but she would never have left her home without underwear and was appalled to see pictures of the girls baring all in recent photographs.

Bette is so old fashion. Doesn’t she realize that she is to blame for this whole ‘sans panty party’ with all her pioneering girl power roles in movies like Beaches. It’s been a natural progession says she danced around with a brassiere (or was it a titsling?), we should have all seen it coming.

In another 18 years hot Hollywood startlets will be wearing revealing see through ‘nudity wear.’ Either that or the trend will reverse and bringing sexy back will be showing just a tiny bit of knee cap. Tee hee.

By Wayne Ford
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  1. Erin Leigh

    I’m laughing my butt off right now! Notice how directly below the article about Miss Britney Spears not wearing her underwear, there is an ad for preventing chapped lips this winter! Coincidence? Has anyone else noticed this?

  2. knob gobbler

    the reason it’s gross for these girls to be going around without draws is because they’re wearing mini skirts! I mean, theres nothing wrong with going out sans panties; I havent worn them in years, EXCEPT when I’m wearing a skirt above the knees! I fyou can see a ladies precious tulip with out too much effort, it’s just skanky, and to the wrong people, inviting.

  3. MIA

    THE DIVINE MISS M.IS A BIG BITCH!!
    SHE SHOULD WORRY ABOUT HERSELF. SHE’S A STUCK UP PEICE A BITCH!!!!!!!

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