‘The Dark Knight’ Premiere: Randoms

July 15th, 2008 // 15 Comments

A whole bunch of unrelated people showed up to the NYC premiere of The Dark Knight last night. Including Lauren Conrad, who needs to be beaten with a stick and then made to get a real job. That slut is so awful. Seriously, if I see her sitting outside one more cafe giving retarded pauses in her conversation. Ugh. She’s the worst.

Some of these people look like they’re there for the free movie ticket. Norman Reedus?

Despite the fact that I’m not feeling Mariska Hargitay’s Project Runway I-think-I-see-her-vagine outfit, I’m still totally in love with Detective Olivia Benson.

Click any of the photos to view the entire gallery of 43 photos from The Dark Knight premiere.

Featured in the Gallery: Lauren Conrad, Karina Smirnoff, Gary Oldman, Emile Hirsch, Robert Buckley, Mariska Hargitay, Nestor Carbonell, Ethan Hawke, Norman Reedus, Morgan Freeman, Edie Falco and Patrick Wilson.


A whole bunch of unrelated people showed up to the NYC premiere of The Dark Knight last night. Including Lauren Conrad,
who needs to be beaten with a stick and then made to get a real job.
That slut is so awful. Seriously, if I see her sitting outside one more
cafe giving retarded pauses in her conversation. Ugh. She’s the worst.

Some of these people look like they’re there for the free movie ticket. Norman Reedus?

Despite the fact that I’m not feeling Mariska Hargitay’s Project Runway
I-think-I-see-her-vagine outfit, I’m still totally in love with
Detective Olivia Benson.Check out all the photos to view the entire gallery of 43 photos from The Dark Knight premiere.

Featured in the Gallery: Lauren Conrad, Karina Smirnoff, Gary Oldman,
Emile Hirsch, Robert Buckley, Mariska Hargitay, Nestor Carbonell, Ethan
Hawke, Norman Reedus, Morgan Freeman, Edie Falco and Patrick Wilson.

By J. Harvey
  1. Nicole

    I agree about LC! I hate that bitch! She just needs to go away. Not that anyone else on that stupid show is any better, but something about Lauren just makes me want to punch her in the face.

  2. Maisie

    That’s not Norman Reedus – Norman has a larger mole closer to his mouth and blue eyes. This guy looks familiar but not familiar enough for me to know his name.

    • snow

      def Norman Reedus….he’s pretty unique looking, I’m surprised you don’t recognize him. He’s also still dating that woman.

  3. Kristen from MA

    “Lauren Conrad, who needs to be beaten with a stick and then made to get a real job. That slut is so awful. Seriously, if I see her sitting outside one more cafe giving retarded pauses in her conversation. Ugh. She’s the worst.”

    Thank you! I don’t even watch The Hills and I’m sick of this no-talent! She’s all over the blogs and now she’s even doing TV commercials. And what exactly does she do? (Don’t say she’s a ‘designer’ because I’ve seen her stuff and it’s completely ordinary).

  4. Erika

    Nicole, I have said, verbatim, your last line. Everytime I see that fucking LG Shine commercial I just want to punch her in the face. I swear, if I ever met her, I really would punch her in the face. What an annoying twat. Apparently her clothing line just got dropped (HA!)

  5. Paula

    That is sooo Norman Reedus… Being an absolute Norman Reedus fan (thanks to the Boondock Saints for that one) I know that man when I see him. His gorgeous dark blue eyes aren’t as vivid in this pic, and his mole at the corner of his mouth is hard to see through that scuff on his face, but look hard enough and you will def. see them. Although, it looks as if his age, (39) is finally catching up with him, he’s not the young stunningly perfect Prada model he used to be. And yes, while I do adore him, I have to also ask why is he there. I agree that it looks like just for the free movie ticket….

  6. Maisie

    Sorry Paula – I was talking about the picture of Emile Hirsch (sp) as my co-worker was adamantly telling me that was Norman and was saying that the long hair was awful on him, that he hasn’t done anything good since Gossip, blah, blah – I wasn’t able to get the rest of the pictures at the time so I didn’t get to see the actual pictures of Norman until now.

    Sidenote – the pictures take forever to load with this new gallery. Don’t know if it’s only my PC or the template in general.

    To Paula – I think it’s the smoking that’s getting to him. I read somewhere once that he confessed to smoking a pack a day?

  7. Paula

    LOL Maisie ohhhh ok. Yeah it must be the smoking. I still think he is hott and has amazing bone-structure, but he starting to look a little haggard there. If it is the smoking a pack a day, he needs to stop that hot mess before that is all he becomes himself. Cause Norman be looking rough these days.

  8. rey

    hmm who’s that asian girl photographed next to norman reedus?

  9. sienna

    i had heard he was friends with heath im sure that is why he is there. think he looks great!

  10. renee

    The girl in the picture with Norman Reedus is Jarah Mariano. Its his girlfriend of about 10 months. She is a model.

  11. renee

    The girl in the picture with Norman Reedus is Jarah Mariano. Its his girlfriend of about 10 months. She is a model.
    I think he looks great as well. Its not the smoking that makes him look tired. Its all the work. The man works all the time. He travels constantly to film and he is also opening his own store in NY called Collective Hardware. Very busy guy.

  12. D.D.

    Norman Reedus is a kind, hardworking person and your comments are unkind. He has just as much right to attend a movie premiere as Edie, Mariska, Ethan or anybody else and I think he looks great.

  13. Cat

    NORMAN REEDUS IS HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MMMMMM

  14. joanna

    i love how all these comments somehow gravitate toward norman. we, the people, see what a gem he is! so what is wrong with hollywood that he is so severely overlooked? talent and beauty, he’s the perfect package. i would love to see him front and center in more mainstream films (although i love his weirdo indie stuff with a passion).

    wow, 40 and a heavy smoker and still STILL he’s flawless. good effing genes or something.

    personally i think he is as good looking as ever.

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