‘The Dark Knight’ Premiere: Randoms

A whole bunch of unrelated people showed up to the NYC premiere of The Dark Knight last night. Including Lauren Conrad, who needs to be beaten with a stick and then made to get a real job. That slut is so awful. Seriously, if I see her sitting outside one more cafe giving retarded pauses in her conversation. Ugh. She’s the worst.

Some of these people look like they’re there for the free movie ticket. Norman Reedus?

Despite the fact that I’m not feeling Mariska Hargitay’s Project Runway I-think-I-see-her-vagine outfit, I’m still totally in love with Detective Olivia Benson.

Click any of the photos to view the entire gallery of 43 photos from The Dark Knight premiere.

Featured in the Gallery: Lauren Conrad, Karina Smirnoff, Gary Oldman, Emile Hirsch, Robert Buckley, Mariska Hargitay, Nestor Carbonell, Ethan Hawke, Norman Reedus, Morgan Freeman, Edie Falco and Patrick Wilson.


A whole bunch of unrelated people showed up to the NYC premiere of The Dark Knight last night. Including Lauren Conrad,
who needs to be beaten with a stick and then made to get a real job.
That slut is so awful. Seriously, if I see her sitting outside one more
cafe giving retarded pauses in her conversation. Ugh. She’s the worst.

Some of these people look like they’re there for the free movie ticket. Norman Reedus?

Despite the fact that I’m not feeling Mariska Hargitay’s Project Runway
I-think-I-see-her-vagine outfit, I’m still totally in love with
Detective Olivia Benson.Check out all the photos to view the entire gallery of 43 photos from The Dark Knight premiere.

Featured in the Gallery: Lauren Conrad, Karina Smirnoff, Gary Oldman,
Emile Hirsch, Robert Buckley, Mariska Hargitay, Nestor Carbonell, Ethan
Hawke, Norman Reedus, Morgan Freeman, Edie Falco and Patrick Wilson.