The Beckhams Found A House, L.A. Braces Itself


Posh and that tall drink of blond water that keeps her in diet pills and celery sticks have found a homestead.

The multi-million-dollar mansion is “modern, airy, very light and spacious with lots of windows,” a source close to the couple tells PEOPLE, adding: “It still needs a bit of work inside.”

The sale is close to being finalized, says the source: “Victoria will land in L.A. on Saturday to sign the contract. She will meet with interior designers, discuss fixtures and all aspects of the house plan before flying out shortly afterwards.”

Will there be a vomitorium? You know there will be a hair salon up in there. Those two are obsessed with their coiffs. They’re gonna require a colorist stationed right outside their bedroom. The colorist will probably treated better than the kids. Still, I love Posh’ haircut. Not so keen on Becks new frosty look. It’s kinda…ladylike.