The Anna Nicole Court Show–The Episode Where Birkhead Says Stern Brought Anna Drugs When She Was Supposed To Be Detoxing

February 22nd, 2007 // 6 Comments

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On today’s episode, we’ll be learning why having a the potential to come into a LOT of money, combined with a nasty drug habit is a really easy way to find yourself surrounded by hangers-on who JUST MAYBE might not always have your best interests in mind. Follow me, children, while I weave a tale of how Larry Birkhead testified that Howard K. Stern provided his client/sort-of-girlfriend with a gym bag full of pills while she was supposed to be in the hospital to get off drugs.

Birkhead, who insists he’s the father of Smith’s baby girl, said Smith was four months pregnant when she was hospitalized to kick her prescription drug habit. But her lawyer Howard K. Stern “was thwarting efforts to get her off meds,” Birkhead alleged, giving her extra pills from the secret satchel.

“She was taking meds on top of what she was getting from the IV,” Birkhead said.

Additionally, Anna’s mother testified that drugs caused Smith to accuse her family–most specifically her mother–of abuse on the video shown in court. Howard K. Stern was also grilled by the judge until he conceded that yes, he had been completely financially dependent on Smith since 2002 and is in the position to receive 6% of anything that Smith would inherit from her tycoon late husband.

It sounds like a bunch of people sitting down to play monopoly, and the person in charge of the bank is passed out while the rest of the players fight over who gets to have the baby game piece.

By Lisa Timmons
  1. jamie

    Dearest Lisa,
    Your last comment is right on the money (no pun intended). Unfortunately the baby game piece is very much alive and, a blissfully unaware pawn in this seamier-by-the-day spectacle. I’m not a church-goer but I will pray for her. Christina Onasis seems to be fairly well adjusted having gone through a similar struggle, so perhaps there is hope for Miss Dani Lynn. Love your site, keep up the good work!

  2. Loob

    The judge should be stood down. They need a new one.
    You can’t proceed until you get the paternity test results, and that asshole says “No! We’re gonna proceed without ‘em!” What a jackass.
    Besides which, the whole thing should be easily appealed against by all parties later, as it seems rampantly unlawful.

  3. Fabiola

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  4. Kay

    “It sounds like a bunch of people sitting down to play monopoly, and the person in charge of the bank is passed out while the rest of the players fight over who gets to have the baby game piece.”

    Ha ha ha … that has me laughing. That is THE BEST recap of this mess I’ve seen yet!

  5. me

    Well, after her son died, “You did this!”, she probably wanted to be as out of it as possible, poor thing.

    Man o man I’m glad I’m not worth 88 million bucks. Makes the worms crawl out of the woodwork.
    Stern looks to me like a classic controller type of “boyfriend”, the kind who stalk/intimidate/harass ya, try and stop your friends/family seeing you by causing fights, etc etc. isolate ya, then control ya. Humiliate you in private (like that horrific clown video). Get you to believe your not worth anything. Sick sad puppies.

    She was probably trying to leave him, that’s my theory, so he popped her.

    Karma’s a bitch. Goes around comes around.

    I hope the blonde californian photog boy gets custody. He looks sweet and floppy. Fabulous hair! of course anna was in love with him. stern was just…. always around.

  6. ya ya

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