Sit back for a minute and think about all the madness that a wedding for Kim Kardashian and Kanye West would entail. No, for real, just stop and think about it. Think about how much money they would spend on it. Think about what Kanye would make Kim wear. Oh dear lord, just think about the pretentiousness of it all. Now brace yourselves, friends, because all of those thoughts that you just had? They’re about to become reality.