Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino Promoting Official GTL Bag

June 17th, 2011 // 4 Comments

Designers everywhere faint in unison.

Between getting his ass kicked by Ronnie, sticking his tongue down drunk groupies throats and taking cooking classes (spotted here in Florence yesterday), Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has apparently found time to design the ultimate d-list designer item: The Gym-Tan-Laundry bag.

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The Sitch has teamed up with haircare mogul, Jean Paul DeJoria (the genius behind Paul Mitchell products) to release the bag, which is meant to be alternated between a gym bag, a laundry bag and….wait…I’m confused… where does the tanning part comes in?

Tisk. Tisk. I guess his PR team is relentless at pushing Mike into the spotlight, no matter how big a failure. What a #Weiner.

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  1. lightbrownhair

    I don’t really see what the bag looks like ,but he looks very handsome in that white apron and very masculant too ( in my opinon)

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    Taran
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    A good many valubales you’ve given me.

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    Jera
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    Check that off the list of things I was cofnsued about.

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    Aileen
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    Geez, that’s unbeleibvale. Kudos and such.

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