The Real Ryan Gosling Is Hiding, So Here Is Wax Figure Ryan Gosling

July 24th, 2014 // Leave a Comment

It’s a pathetic substitute but it will have to do.

Now that all of our lives have been ruined by the fact that 33-year-old Ryan Gosling has indeed impregnated the lovely Eva Mendes and will surely stay true to her forever, we must accept the fact that he isn’t out and about these days.

The dude has a tried and true reputation in nearly all of his film roles for taking care of his lady and/or their kids so one can only assume he will be a great father. Gosling is known for his brooding thoughtfulness but this other guy is a little too quiet for my liking.

Seen here, Madame Tussauds unveiled their new Ryan Gosling wax figure on July 23th in London, England. And much to our great woe, we won’t be seeing any hilarious photos of Ryan taking selfies with his waxy immitation anytime soon.

I love seeing all the eager female British fans waiting in line to fondle the fake Ryan and take photos with him, as if any of them ever stood a chance. Only in our dreams and on the silver screen! That Eva better appreciate the male perfection incarnate that is her boyfriend, Ryan Gosling!

By Chelsi Archibald
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