‘The Real Housewives Of New York City’-What A Bunch Of Wackadoos

I was crossing my fingers for Alex this episode, but her outlandish behavior let me down.  Sister made have found her voice, but she is off her rocker.  Yes, Sonja acted like an idiot on Marriage Equality March day, but Alex didn’t fare much better.  She was that outcast preschooler other kids allowed into playgroup, but only because someone’s mom (Andy Cohen) made them.  Now the kids are doing everything they can to make sure outcast isn’t heard from.  But that doesn’t stop outcast from opening her mouth at any given opportunity.  “This isn’t your day!”  “This is about marriage equality!” “Let Simon speak!”  Simon was getting too fussy.  When he and Alex found out Sonja had snipped them from the program, Brooklyn saw red.  I was waiting for Alex to take off her veil and choke an arrogant Sonja with it.

It’s been decided that Kelly is patronizing.  Being KKB only requires partial use of the brain, cause the rest of her’s so pretty!  She shows up to the march in converse kicks and a size 0 wedding dress, then proceeds to bark at Alex for getting all upset about the damn speech.  Cohen needs to hire a ref or a fourth grade teacher to regulate these broads.

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Last night’s episode flew by, mainly because we spent most of it trying to fend off Alex’s scary death stares.  Man, she is annoying when she’s angry.  And up until last night, I had no idea LuAnn disliked Alex so much.  After Lady McCord was ejected from Sonja’s “art” party, LuAnn assured us that if she were present during the brew-ha-ha, she would have helped throw Alex out based just on the outfit alone.  Countess, where are your manners?  You RSVP’d to this season without a filter, and it’s very unbecoming.

Ramona threw down a bunch of money to reserve a table at a Gucci event.  Kelly was invited by an actual Gucci.  Advantage=Model.