‘The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills’ Recap: The Tear-Stained White Party

These people are insane.  They staged a party to serve as the backdrop to their soap opera.  The warm-up act was, of course, Kim Richards’s maniacal rant. 

Brandi Glanville, God bless her, did her very best to apologize and put the past in the past.  She was remorseful and willing to say to Kim “Yeah, I have a potty mouth and I was kind of a bitch on game night,” but she also required that Kim admit her faults as well, which is fair.  Since Kim is emotionally stunted and can’t fight like an adult, it was a lose-lose situation.  THEN she tried to get her kid involved, which Brandi put the kabash on.  “I’m not fighting with a child,” she told her friend, Jennifer.

Ish was bad tonight.  Ish was vury vury bad.  Russell and Taylor Armstrong, oblivious to the storm a-brewin’ in Bel Air, tried their best to show just how far they’d come in their marriage.  It was terribly forced and uncomfortable to watch.

Dr. Paul Nassif is clearly not a fan of the late Armstrong and insisted that Russell not be allowed into the white party.  Adrienne “Mama” Maloof backed up her husband and was adament about letting both Russell and Taylor know that what Taylor said to Camille Grammer was true.  Nothing was fabricated, Russell was abusive, and now they were all holding their breath for the next lawsuit. 

Dana Wilkey is a kiss-ass and wants so badly for The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills to like her.  Newsflash, Dana: These women can smell desperation from a mile away.  You look like a fake Goyard tote.

What do you make of last night’s episode of The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills?  Do you think Adrienne, Kyle and co. were in the right?  Or do you think they should have let Russell and Taylor stay?