‘The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills’ Recap: Pandy Vandy Gets Hitched

Dana Wilkey
The quasi-Housewife said what???
Giggy Go BOOM
The poor thing faceplanted on the red carpet.
I’m happy for Pandora Vanderpump and it looked like everyone had a lot of fun on the grounds of her parents’ estate. 

With that said, oh my GOD was that a nouveau riche wedding. Lisa Vanderpump had half her dress under the care of a glue gun, plus she should know better than to wear a tiara.  She’s British, for crying in the mud.  She of all people is familiar with the class system and how one looks more at home attending a Long Island Sweet Sixteen than a million dolloar wedding in that thing.  YOU’RE NOT ROYALTY.

What’s more, did you catch Lisa shimmying down the aisle in that dress?  Sister couldn’t put one leg in front of the other.  Instead, she had to waddle towards Jason Sabo so he could place her gently in a chair.

Again, why does everything require a rhinestone?

Ohh how wonderful it was to sit there and watch Dr. Paul Nassif release the air from his colon, half out of his mind after being given a clean bill of health.  Not for nothing, but I think Adrienne Maloof should have sucked it up and given her husband the enema he needed. 

Are you glad this season of The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills is over?