‘The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills’ Recap: Don’t Hoof A Maloof

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You know when a Housewives franchise is going sour when the women start turning on one another, which is what happened last night on part one (Of three…there are three) The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills reunion.

It appears that the friendship between Lisa Vanderpump and Adrienne Maloof is all but over, if their on-camera battles were any indication.  Cohen, you had one group that you were supposed to keep together.  That was our telepathic agreement after last season’s finale.  The women were so fun and friendly with one another.  Now they’re arguing and accusing one another of talking to Radar OnlineRadar’s Amber Goodhand tweeted after the show, “@radar_online mentioned on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills — for the record, we’ve never paid @LisaVanderpump $25,000!!! @AdrienneMaloof.”

We won’t even go into that incident that happened after taping for season two wrapped.  You’ve done wrong, and it’s time to make things light again.  I don’t know how, but I want you to fix this.

I like Vanderpump, and I appreciate her no-shenanigans attitude.  She’s a strong person, and yes, strong people sometimes do prey on the weak. It’s called Darwinism.  I’m sure that Vanderpump means no ill will when she’s dealing with wet noodles like Taylor Armstrong, but she’s trying to breathe some life into her (and did she!  A tea party gone wrong, if I’ve ever seen one).

And Adrienne-Don’t let Bernie talk about Vanderpump or any other guest like that on camera.  You’re a classy broad, and we’re not demanding that you reprimand the help, but tell him to lock it up.

Yes, Kyle Richards.  You are “desperate” for attention.  We watched it all season long.

‘Twil be very interesting to see whether or not these ladies remain friends in the future.  Heaven knows if they’ll even sign on for season three.  Who are we kidding?  They’re second-rate television stars and love being on camera.  Of course they’ll say yes!

Pray tell, readers.  What did you think of last night’s reunion?