‘The Duchess Diary:’ Ugh, Fergie

Word on The King’s road is the Prince Andrew and his ex-wife, the Duchess of York are keen to remarry.  Whether or not this rumor is true, the parents to Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie get on marvelously for two divorced people.

Fergie lives at Royal Lodge with Andrew, and he reportedly finances her lifestyle (which we’re hoping has been toned down ever since that News of The World blunder).

Enough chatter.  Let’s get to the good stuff.