That Whole New Image Thing Didn’t Last

Because holding babies doesn’t make you any money! Neither does building imaginary halfway houses for female convicts whom she would call the cops on if they came over to see her when they’re out of the joint! Paris and sister Nicky are asking for $500,000 to host a multiple appearance New Year’s Eve party tour in Vegas. The nerve!

A Las Vegas insider said, “Paris and [sister] Nicky are shopping their partying ways to Vegas at the price of around $500,000 – only they have the guts to ask for that amount – for a multiple-day New Year’s Eve bash. Paris will ‘party’ at a few spots and Nicky will bless the lucky host with a fashion show of her wares and model herself.” Our source says only Pure – which is so starved for publicity that it tried to host Lindsay Lohan’s 21st birthday and asked Britney Spears to show up – “may be coming all the way up to the asking price, although [the Hiltons] are so desperate now, they should be paying the clubs for good p.r., not the other way around.”

What are Nicky’s wares? Ceramic ashtrays she made? Macaroni art? Paris’ previous asking price to show up at your club, look around tiredly and leave was $100,000. Wait, didn’t she sell her house? Is it because she can’t get a job? Is she really cut off or something? How does she know to breathe? So many questions. A Hilton rep says that none of this is “accurate”. Which would mean it is.