Thanks For The Sperm, Now Step

August 30th, 2007 // 52 Comments

(Flynet)

Bridget Moynahan is not happy with Tom Brady. She just had his kid but chins are wagging that she doesn’t even want to look at him. You know she’s already teaching the kid to say “Gisele’s a whore with scabies”.

“Tom was only allowed to see the baby for a short time,” says a West Coast spy. “Bridget would not see him herself.” Moynahan’s publicist said in a statement: “Bridget is very thankful for a happy baby, excited about being a mother, and very pleased that the father, Tom Brady, was able to be there for the birth.”

But our source says: “He was only allowed to come after the baby was born. The woman would not see him, period. And she gave the baby her last name.”

Supposedly Boston’s Golden Boy is on the hook waiting to hear when he can see his kid again. That’s not right. Yeah, he ruined your life and took up with a supermodel and you’re out a lot of NFL scratch. But you coulda used a pill or something, Gidget. Sorry, I’m in Boston. If we don’t defend Tom Brady, we get shipped out to a New England Patriots re-education camp. You come back as one of those fat guys who paints his gut and dances at Gilette Stadium in 0 degree weather. *shiver*

By J. Harvey
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  1. Heidi

    What? Why would she give the baby his last name? I’m assuming she have the baby the majority of the time. Also, obviously she’s not going to want to see that man whore immediately after giving birth. You can’t really split up an infants time right after birth… the baby needs to be with the mother.

  2. T-Bone

    That’s the thing — if men continue to have sex without thinking about condems or some other sort of birth control, they have to realize that they’re going to be 50% responsible for the life of that child. And that might include LOTS of their hard-earned MONEY! Unfortunately, men just assume that women are taking care of these things. Too bad, Tom. Bridget is definitely the winner here. She probably always wanted a child, and now she gets to take you to the bank as well. Next time, use your head — or at least cover it ;)

  3. T-Bone

    Whoops — conDOM.

  4. Sarah

    Okay, I’m going to pretend I didn’t read that line about how she could’ve taken a pill to prevent it. Is birth control COMPLETELY up to the girl alone? Nope, didn’t think so. He could’ve worn a condom, too.

    And isn’t it common to give the baby the mother’s name if they aren’t married? I’m on her side with this one. If I got knocked up and dumped by my fiance, I’d probably be a little tough on him too.

  5. Good for her

    he lefted her – why would she want to see him?? I also believe that the baby takes the mother’s name if the parents are not married.

  6. Unless she is going to not ask him for childsupport and tell the child i refused him contact. That is not close to right. SHe was not late that bitch has been lying about how far along she was. They broke up deliberate or not i guess the former on her part he did not know till she was 2-4 months she told him and us wrong time hence false birthdate canceling gisels plans

  7. Interloper

    Oh I think he “came” a long time before the birth, hence the problem.

    It’s no big deal about her giving the baby her name – she’s the one raising it and they’re not married, she’s not obliged to use his name for the kid.

    I think he’s entitled to see the kid though regardless of the situation. Besides, he didn’t leave her when she got pregnant, she found out she was pregnant after they’d broken up. I’m having a hard time seeing what he’s done wrong, unless I’m missing some part of the “puzzle”.

  8. Julie

    Come on folks, That baby should have his fathers last name whether they are married or not. That baby didn’t ask to be here and should KNOW BOTH his mom and his dad. We have no clue what went on in the Mom’s and Dad’s personal life. But nothing can be that bad to keep the father away for his son. I bet she won’t be hiding that baby when the child support will start coming. Give the guy a break and let him see his kid. Sorry time to grow up and be resonsible.

  9. regardless most time it gets the dads name. With the moms age and dads intelligence it will need that last name.

  10. Kitty Fantastico

    Of course, bitch’ll be more than happy to take his money.

  11. erika

    It might not be right especially if he is going to pay child support, and it would be a good idea for the kid to have a dad ….. but, I cannot really blame her. Did he break up with her? Does anyone know why?

  12. Jen#2

    I don’t see why she should have to see him after giving birth, I wouldn’t be comfortable having my ex that dumped me when i was all tired and bloody and sweaty. As for the name if she’s not married to him and she’s going to be the primary caregiver why should the baby have his last name?
    It doesn’t make sense.

  13. Persistent Cat

    Are you guys f**king serious that the child should have its father’s name???? Why???? 90% of the time, the woman does way more work, it pisses me off that kids get the father’s name at all.

    Explain to me why a child should have the father’s name. Why?

  14. j9

    He’s about as interested in that kid as herpes

  15. T-Bone

    Bridget Moynahan is the one who should decide what last name her baby takes. What century are you people living in? She isn’t married to Tom Brady nor is she dating him, so why exactly does the child need his name? He left her and started dating someone else. So why are you assuming that he even wants this kid to have his last name?? Yes — he’s going to pay 50% for the fact that it’s his kid (and rightly so), and he should get some type of visitation or a percentage of custody, but what name this child takes is solely up to mom.

  16. indoorvoice

    DUH. of course she wants nothing to do with him and everything to do with his cash.
    he left her when she was pregnant. here’s hoping Gis sucks a mean dick, i mean that has to be worth it right?

  17. WHAT SASHA

    Sasha
    I can’t understand what you write half the time, let alone what you think.

  18. Huh?

    Seriously, Sasha, HUH? Cannot for the life of me figure out what you are saying. It was announced in February that she was three months pregnant and almost 6 months later, there is a baby. Explain the lying about how far along she was theory? I’m not getting it.

    Whoever is raising the child should name the child. If you notice, she did work Thomas into the name, just not Brady.

    As for paying, he got her pregnant and he can afford child support, so what’s the issue there? Why are people acting as if she’s some sort of gold digger? I haven’t even read anything about legal issues with money – you may be jumping the gun a little bit there.

    Poor Tom couldn’t go in and see them after she gave birth. Boo hoo. Sorry, but when you give birth, you get some say in who comes into your room and who doesn’t. There are plenty of years ahead for him to bond with his son. Hopefully he’ll step up to the plate.

  19. Jen#2

    She let him see the kid, why are people acting like she didn’t?

  20. Shoo-Shoo Babay

    Well said, Persistent Cat and T-Bone! I actually respect her more for giving him her name.

  21. Margaret

    Who said anything about his paying child support? Has he helped a dime so far? I don’t know. I say – go Bridgett. Some guys just aren’t cut out to be fathers. I think Tom is one of them.

  22. Good for her! He too busy with his trannie to be there during her pregnancy and now he wants pull “daddy to the rescue” F’that!

    No doubt he will be like the other pro atheletes that breed without a thought of caring or loving the children (unlike Lebron, Lebron ROCKS!) that result from their 3 minute horizontal performances.

  23. Interloper

    Oh my God. Finally. Huh! The voice of reason.

    I don’t even mean that sarcastically! Thank God for someone with some sense.

  24. TS

    I know these guys are Roman Catholics, but couples in serious relationships should take a leaf out of Islam (and 3 years seems pretty darned serious) and wait a few months after the break up before they see other people in case of pregnancy. If there is a pregnancy, they ought to see if that makes any difference to them. Because sometimes that does actually make them stop and think whether they can work things out when before they may not have cared so much.

    In this case, she’s pregnant, and he’s off in a new relationship. If he’d waited a bit, maybe they’d have reconciled and this whole mess wouldn’t have been such a mess. Instead, both were publicly humiliated, making reconciliation harder.

  25. Kitty Fantastico said:
    Of course, bitch’ll be more than happy to take his money.

    ======================

    Uh, that slag knocked her up then left her for a model. I hope she gets every fcking dime.

    you moron.

  26. nastybugger

    sasha, it’s called punctuation…look into it.

    as far as his involvement or her being a gold digger, it’s as simple as this…

    if you don’t want to have a baby, USE PROTECTION. even if she said she was on BC, if he had ANY doubt, he should have wrapped it up.

    putting all of that aside, did the whole safe-sex campaign miss these people? I mean, with the way you hear about this person and that person having some sort of STD, and the way they all sleep around, I wouldn’t touch ANY famous person without a couple of condoms!

    as far as the name goes, if the parents aren’t together, there’s no reason for the child to have the father’s last name unless the woman uses it or they both agree to use it. The only purpose it serves is to identify the baby’s father, and if he’s not in the picture (and dumped her while she was preggers), why should she feel the need to acknowledge him?

  27. T-Bone

    Hey TS, while I agree that these two should stop and think about whether they can work this out for the sake of the child, I note and resent your little slam on Christianity. Seems to me that you think ISLAM is the only religion teaching morality and values. If so, you must be living under a rock.

  28. Jeanie

    I’m enjoying reading these comments. I’m glad to see the majority are on Bridget’s side. In addition,I think Bridget is WAY more attrative than too tall, no curves Gisele. Plus, it takes a lot more brains to be an actress than a model. Tom chose poorly.

  29. Lisa

    T-Bone, calm the F down. I don’t think that’s what TS was implying.

    Dammit, why is it that every time someone mentions anything about any religion other than Christianity on this site the regulars get their panties in a bunch?

  30. 2 Old 4 This

    per the search engine & gossip site/magazine of your choice, here’s the time line:

    December 14, 2006 they announce that they broke up three weeks ago….Thanksgiving?

    February 18,2007 She announces that she is more than 3 months pregnant…..doing the deed just before Thanksgiving?

    They split before she she knew or announced she was pregnant

  31. T-Bone

    Lisa – it’s pretty simple…no one needs to be told to take a “leaf out of Islam” when most of the major religions of the world preach abstinence in the first place. Most major religions preach abstinence until marriage, so what’s the difference?????

    The question might be, why do you care that other people stand up for Christianity? Why get your “panties in a bunch” when people defend it?”

  32. green cardigan

    T-Bone :TS – ¨Personally I think morality and values are down to us all as individuals. It has little to see with religion. Just because you show up at church or the mosque, doesn’t automatically mean you are living a decent life.

    I doubt these two are preactising RC. Babies out of wedlock !! Their Irish ancestors must be rolling in their graves.

  33. nastybugger

    and even if that time line is off a little bit, it’s certainly possible that they had a little bit of “fun time” AFTER they officially broke up, like a LOT of couples do. they get lonely, then horny, and they call the ex, who’s probably just as lonely. Or as horny, anyway…

    I didn’t take that post as a slam against Christianity…what I got out of it is that, although these people don’t subscribe to or practice Islam, some of Islam’s teachings might have been beneficial to their relationship.

    I consider myself a “recovering Catholic” having been raised that way, but I have a LOT of issues with the Catholic church. I still am spiritual, but I feel like I take a lot of my life philosophies from religions other than Catholicism. Judaism, Buddhism (sp?), even Hinduism.

  34. Lisa

    First of all, there’s no reason to “defend” or “stand up” for anything. TS didn’t say anything wrong and he (she?) especially didn’t imply that Islam is the only religion that teaches morality.

    TS was saying that maybe if Brady hadn’t started romping around with a super model shortly after breaking up with his fiancee they wouldn’t be in this mess and that’s a perfectly legitimate comment.

    I’m sorry that he decided to work “Islam” into his comment (horror of horrors), because now I’m sitting here debating an idiot… over NOTHING! You’re the one living under a rock, or at least never leaving your house – OBVIOUSLY.

    I’m done with you, idiot.

  35. T-Bone

    Lisa – perhaps you’re the one who might want to calm down. TS DID IN FACT work Islam into the dialogue here, whether you like it or not. So why exactly are you getting so upset that someone else is working in other religions? My point was that “taking a leaf from Islam” isn’t going to solve all the world’s problems, because all of the other religions preach the same type of morality. Islam couldn’t have saved Tom and Bridget any more than Catholicism could have.

  36. MM

    Pick a side, peeps. This is what the world’s coming down to
    The T-Bone Christians and the TS Islamists. You just wait and see.

  37. T-Bone

    **sighs**

  38. newsie

    I feel bad for him and he has been given a bad rap in this whole thing. Living in Boston we have all been exposed to their relationship way before Gisele entered the picture and made this relationship national gossip. And yes, it is because of Gisele that any of this is relevant because without her in the equation we are talking about an athlete that most woman wouldn’t be able to pick out of a lineup and a B to C List actress. But she was quoted all the time about wanting to have a family and settle down and he was quoted as saying he wasn’t ready. She is 6 years his senior and that was always a matter of gossip.

    First, Bridget was a Model before an actress so thing about having brains to be an actress or him moving on with a model is just stupid, Bridget is not some average girl from the block. They were broken up, she found out she was pregnant, she was (reportdly) pissed he moved on so quickly and announced in the media she was pregnant while he was in paris with giselle. He didn’t know she was announcing and some articles have even said he didn’t know until she announced it publicly. BUT, his first statement after that was saying how excited both him and his family were about the baby. Tom is not really known to be like any other typical jock, most people in our area know how much he is involved with his family and that he is generally a good guy. He has never once said he wasn’t going to be involved in the child’s life, quite the opposite.

    The thing about the last name is that he seemed to be under the impression when he left her and the baby that they named the child Jonathan Brady which he told teammates and the press. What I think is strange is the second he is gone she pulls out this name. It seems a little underhanded and vindictive if she told him one thing and then he finds out in the press she went a completely different way that can be seen as a snub to him.

  39. newsie

    I feel bad for him and he has been given a bad rap in this whole thing. Living in Boston we have all been exposed to their relationship way before Gisele entered the picture and made this relationship national gossip. And yes, it is because of Gisele that any of this is relevant because without her in the equation we are talking about an athlete that most woman wouldn’t be able to pick out of a lineup and a B to C List actress. But she was quoted all the time about wanting to have a family and settle down and he was quoted as saying he wasn’t ready. She is 6 years his senior and that was always a matter of gossip.

    First, Bridget was a Model before an actress so thing about having brains to be an actress or him moving on with a model is just stupid, Bridget is not some average girl from the block. They were broken up, she found out she was pregnant, she was (reportdly) pissed he moved on so quickly and announced in the media she was pregnant while he was in paris with giselle. He didn’t know she was announcing and some articles have even said he didn’t know until she announced it publicly. BUT, his first statement after that was saying how excited both him and his family were about the baby. Tom is not really known to be like any other typical jock, most people in our area know how much he is involved with his family and that he is generally a good guy. He has never once said he wasn’t going to be involved in the child’s life, quite the opposite.

    The thing about the last name is that he seemed to be under the impression when he left her and the baby that they named the child Jonathan Brady which he told teammates and the press. What I think is strange is the second he is gone she pulls out this name. It seems a little underhanded and vindictive if she told him one thing and then he finds out in the press she went a completely different way that can be seen as a snub to him.

  40. Anonymous 1981

    She let him see the baby after he was born. She hasn’t opened her mouth to the media about child support and him being a dead-beat dad (a la Mel B). So SHE didn’t want to see him, big deal? What do you people want from this woman? They broke up, she found out she was pregnant, she told him and he basically told her to go f*** herself because he was to busy being with Gisele to care. As far as we all know (because none of us are Bridget and Tom), she went through every step of her pregnancy alone and stressed (what pregnant woman wouldn’t be stressed to see the guy who knocked her up with a model galavanting around — yes, I said galavanting — the world while she’s knee deep in hemorrhoids and morning sickness?) and now people are giving her crap because she didn’t give the baby Tom’s last name? Please! A lot of people are saying how she should think of the baby and stop being petty, there is no chance in hell that that baby isn’t going to know his dad is Tom Brady when he gets older and not having the same last name isn’t going to “scar” him like everyone says it will. If Bridget asks for child support it’s her right to do so (she probably doesn’t need his money anyway) because he’s the father. She’s going to raise the kid, so he’s basically off the hook, a monthly check (which he can definitely afford) and a couple of weekends here and there is much easier than 24/7 parenting. The media’s playing this like Bridget’s the jerk, but she didn’t do anything wrong to Tom. If he wanted that kid to have his last name, tough s*** — he should have thought about that when he was off jet-setting with that manly-looking model (nothing against her, she just looks manly to me) instead of taking his baby mother to her OBGYN appointments. Maybe he didn’t want the baby to have his last name, did anyone think of that? The ultimate woman-scorned revenge would have been to name that kid Tom Brady, Jr. so he couldn’t name any future “wanted” children a Jr., but she took the high road, give her a small break. Tom will be alright…and so will baby Moynahan. Let’s just give them a chance to act up before we all jump to conclusions.

  41. Lexy

    He does not owe this woman anything but child support. She got pregnant in a last ditch effort to keep him and he left anyway.

    She should only be mad at herself!

  42. what Lexy

    Thanks for stopping by Gisele. Sorry to tell ya but Bridget is way hotter than you.

  43. Naming a child

    My child’s father did exactly the same thing – with the exception of the model. I didn’t have one ounce of help from the father – he hasn’t been interested in seeing his child. Do you think I would want my child to have the fathers name? Do you not think it would cause more harm to the child to wonder why his name is different than his moms and there be no “last name dad” in the picture. I guess my point is that unless you live it you should probably quit being judgmental. I hope for nothing but the best to mom & baby!

  44. Rachel

    Seriously, Bridget may have just seen this as the ultimate way to get back at Tom. If worse comes to worse the baby can change his last name to his dad’s last name when he is older if he wants. My friends parents were in a similar situation with him and they gave him the dad’s last name. When he turned 18, he legally had that name dropped and took his mom’s last name.

  45. erika

    Guess Tom will be working visitation with John in between his career and his girlfriend … jeesh! I am sure someday Bridget will fall in love with another and maybe he can be the dad figure in the child’s life.

  46. romary

    oh please — “he’s such a nice guy,such a family man..he’s not like every other athlete.” really, how do you know that — are you a member of his “live in my house on Comm Ave” family — nyet, so you don’t know..it’s all effing PR machinations to the nth degree in Bawston…he’s a dope and I’ve always said if he worked at Fido he’s a 8 in the NFL he’s a 6 on a good day — she wanted a bebbe she got a bebbe and he’s “crying” because he’s on the hook for major doe doe…

  47. stolidog

    you people care a little too much.

    I’m sure they’ll work it out.

    by the way, MM, you’re dead on right.

  48. Persistent Cat

    Again I ask, why must the child get the father’s name? He’s not in the picture, she’ll be doing all of the work, why? It drives me nuts in this society that the man’s name automatically gets put on the child. This guy has no right to it.

  49. Danielle

    Yessss, Boston! Love the site, never realized you were around here!

  50. Norb

    Healthy baby!! congrats to all involved. I think it is obvious that they all care, and I think that is great. Why so many haters? get a life and hug your parents!!

    Norb

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