Tara Reid Wants You To Buy A Bikini

August 26th, 2008 // 5 Comments

What woman in their right mind is going to buy a bikini from the Tara Reid line. Think about it. You buy it, wear it, and someone asks you what label it is. You tell them Tara Reid. They immediately picture some used up party favor face down in her own vomit in the gutter and go back to their magazine hoping you won’t have another margarita. That’s exactly the kind of image you want to project by the pool, huh?

Tara Reid showed off her new line of bikinis, Mantra, at the “When I Move You Move” show in Las Vegas. Hopefully the bra cups come with compartments for vodka nips and the morning after pill. She had this crazy bullshit to say about them:

“You’re gonna have a story when you wear this bikini or when you put this dress on. You’ll either get love or meet a new friend or you might meet a guy,” she said in a statement.

Or you might meet syphillis. He’s always nice.

Click any image to view all 10 photos of Tara Reid in the gallery!


What woman in their right mind is going to buy a bikini from the Tara Reid
line. Think about it. You buy it, wear it, and someone asks you what
label it is. You tell them Tara Reid. They immediately picture some used up party favor face down in her own vomit in the gutter and go back to their magazine hoping you won’t have another margarita. That’s exactly the kind of image you want to project by the pool, huh?Tara Reid showed off her new line of bikinis,
Mantra, at the “When I Move You Move” show in Las Vegas. Hopefully the
bra cups come with compartments for vodka nips and the morning after
pill. She had this crazy bullshit to say about them:”You’re
gonna have a story when you wear this bikini or when you put this dress
on. You’ll either get love or meet a new friend or you might meet a
guy,” she said in a statement.Or you might meet syphillis. He’s always nice.Check out all 10 photos of Tara Reid in the gallery!

By J. Harvey
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  1. Laura

    Good God! Those cheap ass extensions are sooo embarrassing!

  2. say what?

    hmmm…looks like she’s had MORE work done (on her face).

    and that yellow barbie-quality hair is UGGO.

  3. not even a hater

    Damn, Tara Reid please effing dissapear & take all the other std infested twats along with you. All of you could stay on Whore Island, get wasted, share sexually transmitted disease stories, and sport your stripper gear while getting skin cancer! Problem solved, now email Paris and all the other uselss sluts and get on it bitch! Thanks babe.

  4. gtreen cardigan

    or you might keel over and pass out after knocking back the 40th vodka tonic and blame the burger you had for your lunch that day when you eventually come round, feeling like death.

    You’re gonna have a story !

  5. made

    O my god people why are you so dam evil!!!???
    Give her a break!!!Come on, girl just trying to work!!Give her second chance. If that b…tch Paris Hilton and another “Stars” can do why she can’t!!!! Give her a break!!!

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