Tara Reid = Not Perfect

October 29th, 2008 // 4 Comments

Tara Reid says she’s not perfect. We know, baby. And it’s ok. No one is. Please…just buy some sort of beach cover-up. A sarong, or a sari or perhaps something mesh. We’re sure you can make sure it’s breathable on your skin and attractive to the eye. You can do it! It’s just that…no one can pinpoint exactly what it is you let a surgeon in Tijuana do to your solar plexus, but whatever it was…was very, very wrong.

“I’ve been a media target for years now,” she says.
“It does hurt my feelings, but what can I do? I have to move on.”

She calls the scars on her abdomen her “battle wounds” and is addressing the media always focusing on them. She had to have reconstructive surgery in 2006 after botched lipo in 2004. Tara, can moving on please include a one-piece? That’s all we ask. Continue getting drunk on the beach and not working, Just help out the world with some more fabric on you.

Check out all the photos of Tara Reid in the gallery.


Tara Reid says she’s not perfect.
We know, baby. And it’s ok. No one is. Please…just buy some sort of
beach cover-up. A sarong, or a sari or perhaps something mesh. We’re
sure you can make sure it’s breathable on your skin and attractive to
the eye. You can do it! It’s just that…no one can pinpoint exactly what it is you let a surgeon in Tijuana do to your solar plexus, but whatever it was…was very, very wrong.

“I’ve been a media target for years now,” she says.
“It does hurt my feelings, but what can I do? I have to move on.”

She calls the scars on her abdomen
her “battle wounds” and is addressing the media always focusing on
them. She had to have reconstructive surgery in 2006 after botched lipo
in 2004. Tara, can moving on please include a one-piece? That’s all we
ask. Continue getting drunk on the beach and not working, Just help out
the world with some more fabric on you.

By J. Harvey
asl

  1. green cardigan

    or at the very least a tankini….. it’s not too much to ask. For modesty’s sake. Then if the media aren’t able to get shots of the battle wounds you might realise you are no longer a traget and your feelings won;t be hurt and they’ll be no reason to have that 8th pina colada.

  2. green cardigan

    there’ll….not they’ll………..before the grammar police come down on me like a ton of bricks…..

  3. DB

    Hey J. Harvey and green cardigan – let’s see you how either of you look in an outfit comparable to Tara Reid’s. Then we can make judgements and comparisons as to who looks good and who doesn’t. At least she has the confidence to appear in public; critics be damned.

  4. Julie

    Honestly, I don’t think her stomach looks that bad. I’ve seen much worse at public beaches. She’s still a beautiful girl, give her a break.

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