Tara Reid Gives Up Alcohol

And the moon is made out of cheese.

We just heard on the radio that Tara Reid has announced that she is going to give up drinking alcohol. We are speechless.
This is a sad, sad day. We’re going to go out and get shit-faced drunk and mourn. Then, this weekend, we will go out with Tara and get shit-faced drunk and celebrate her return to her boozing, slutting, Ex-lax chewing ways!

P.S. This is not a joke. And we are not hard of hearing. We honestly heard that Tara Reid is giving up the booze.

She must have been drunk when she said it, because it ain’t happening!

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