Tara Reid Gets Deep

October 3rd, 2005 // 16 Comments

“I think there must be a journalist school where students are taught how to kill Tara Reid.

“The one thing I want to say about American journalists is: why is partying and having a good time bad?” Reid says. “And how come when someone else gets messed up or is a junkie or gets DUI’d and goes to rehab and is considered a hero again?”

“I need one more great movie role so they say, `Wow, she can act! She’s a great actress.’ Then I think they’ll leave me alone.”

(Source: AP)

By Miu von Furstenberg

  1. Andy W

    No they won’t leave you alone you thankless bitch.

  2. putz

    Not going to happen. Unless the role is as a ditzy drunk, Tara Reid, you will never get an Oscar. You can’t act, it’s a fact. Stick to what you know and quit bellyaching

  3. AER

    One MORE great movie role? Did I miss the first one?

  4. Yeah, I also wanna know about her “great” film rolls… as far as i know, she got licked in American Pie, and that was about it…

  5. Girly Girl

    “Um, is that a table up my ass or are you just happy to see me?”

  6. Katie

    Oh, Tara Tara Tara. I go to journalism school, and I’m pretty sure I’d be tossed in the fountain in Washington Square Park if I asked a professor how, exactly, we’re supposed to handle the career and exploits of Tara Reid. Wake up, honey, the purpose of your existence is to make the rest of us feel a little better about the shady things we do. You can’t act, you’ve had bags under your black-lined eyes since like 1998, and you DO IT TO YOURSELF. For fuck’s sake, you told terrorists to buy their own country and blow each other up. You walked around a club with your skirt up over your saggy ass. No one takes you even remotely seriously. The worse you look in the media, the more we’re entertained. Deal with it.

  7. Cynthia

    She keeps whining about being picked on by the media and not being taken seriously….but then 10,000 more photos resurface, of her being drunk, skanky and stupid. And she expects things to change?

  8. Spaz Cadet

    Is it me or does she look like she’s packin’ a she-nis in this picture?

    Oh, yeah, quit making yourself such an easy ho-bag target, get cleaned up a little, wear a proper bra for your ugly titties and watch all the attention that was on you for bad reasons melt away — and take your relevance with it.

  9. Andy W

    No one says ho-bag anymore.

  10. linda lee

    this photo is sooo airbrushed! She is not that clean, nor that smooth and thin… ever.
    ( even her boobs aren’t correct, they made them smaller, and hey, they aren’t squishing out)

  11. Andy W

    It’s an old, pre boob-job photo, linda lee. Get with the program.

  12. Silasdog

    Someone please pull the chain and flush this bimbo away.

  13. Cynthia

    I’m pullin’! I’m pullin’! But it’s plugged up with Paris and Nicky Hilton, Nicole Richie, the Olsen Monkeys, the Duff sisters, the Basabe weirdo…….

  14. Silasdog

    Cythia, you are the best!

  15. airbrushed to the max

    This is NOT Tara Reid. This pic could not be any more airbrushed.

    No matter how hard she tries, she still looks like a tramp to me.

    What a piece of garbage. Why is she even here?

  16. lin

    can i say…..AIBRUSHED….old pic or not. She does not look like that.

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