Tara Reid Falls Asleep While Standing Up

March 28th, 2006 // 15 Comments

I’m assuming that’s why she doesn’t realize that her boobs are off kilter.

By Miu von Furstenberg

  1. Madi

    I used to think she was hot. This is what too much booze, sun and late nights does to a person. She needs to put some beef on her body to support that rack. She’s hurtin’.

  2. tia

    I dont know about Lindsay or Mischa, but I definantly think that Ms. Reid does coke and everything else.

  3. mylilsin


  4. Sara

    What is the purpose of reporting on her? She hasn’t done anything of note in years. She should have shot her agents and PR person a long time ago.

    What could have been a promising career as a TV actor (she’s not movie star caliber) has turned into a running drunk girl joke.

    Sad (and boring)!

  5. Maura Brinkley

    When is someone going to love this slut enough to get her into A.A. It’s bad when the only pics ever taken of her is when she is drunk!

  6. Small Fry

    Am I the only one that thinks her tits are incredibly saggy for being fake? And hasn’t she had multiple “jobs”? You figure she’d ask for a lift at some point.

    There’s a difference between fake tits looking fake and fake tits looking like my granny’s 88 year old saggers.

  7. Even Tara is bored with herself!

  8. Ray

    I say this chick has 2 more years max of being famous. Soon she will be just another nobody, and i for one welcome that day.

  9. my2cents

    She looks pretty f’d up to me.

  10. doofus

    small fry…

    I think the reason they sag like that is a simple one…SHE HAD A TERRIBLE SURGEON.

    you get what you pay for, and I think she got the discount version.

    I’m sure you’ve seen the franken-nipple pics…someone really butchered her. and that horrible lipo stomach she’s got. looks like molded clay. again, a cheapo job by a not-so-good surgeon.

  11. Marco

    the title should have been: Tara falls asleep while getting out of car..
    thats more appropriate.

  12. Silasdog

    Well, at least she’s getting out on the passenger side and not from behind the wheel. Someone should start a “death pool” on her to guess the day she’s gonna do herself in, which won’t be long by the looks of this photo. I wonder how many times she’s been porked while she’s unconscious from booze.

  13. AJ

    Tara, you rock. I don’t care what anyone says. You’re awesome.

  14. jjj

    This is whats wrong with the world, to many damn people who judge people the dont even know, shes leaning over and is skinny which is prob giving the look of “saggyness”. With all from which most of you are saying, take a bit to think about it but whos doing better in life you or her? Idont see people taking pictures of you and lil bratz who u dont know gossip about 1 little picture.

  15. El1Matador

    Man, everyone on this blog is a puss!! I would so do her!! Drunk or not, I would definitely have her doggie and watch her fake tits flap everywhere. Tara, let me know if on your next party if your up for it!!!

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