Tara Reid Stumbles Through The Airport

March 18th, 2008 // 4 Comments

Now that Britney Spears is behaving again, our old standby, Tara Reid, is here to take over the reins for crazy party girl. Can you all say it with me? “WHOOOOOOOO!” Writing about Tara going back and forth between party girl and ex-party girl is like having a flaky boyfriend who keeps trying to break up with you, but remembers two weeks after leaving that his stash of weed is hidden in your bedroom closet. In other words, dude is never REALLY leaving.

And from these pics, it’s obvious that neither is Tara. She was spotted looking as frayed as that denim skirt she was wearing at the Los Angeles International Airport, still tipsy from the flight, I’d imagine. Don’t ever go away like that again, Tara. We missed you too much. Also, what have your nipples been up to? Getting into some wild adventures, I imagine.

Now, let’s end this post with my new favorite made-up song:

Take me down to the Taradise City
Where hoeing earns my green
And my plastic surgery’s shitty!

Oh, won’t you please take me ho-ome!

Photos: BauerGriffinOnline.com

8 more photos of the lovely Tara Reid at LAX are after the jump.

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Photos: BauerGriffinOnline.com

By Lisa Timmons
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  1. lisa

    It’s said she dated rich guy on a celebrity and millionaire dating site named ” WealthyDater. C om”. but it’s not confirmed by her yet.

  2. debkakes

    And why are we assuming she’s drunk and not just jetlagged or tired? At least she’s not as skinny as she was a couple months ago.

  3. sissy

    Can you people leave her alone and give me a break? Let me tell you guys that Britney has joined (MillMatch……com) and continue her journey to new love~~~This photographer man who is with Britney these days is the person she met through it.

  4. Robin

    She’s starting to look like Bill Clinton! Anyone else agree?!!!

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