Tara Reid Stumbles Through The Airport

Now that Britney Spears is behaving again, our old standby, Tara Reid, is here to take over the reins for crazy party girl. Can you all say it with me? “WHOOOOOOOO!” Writing about Tara going back and forth between party girl and ex-party girl is like having a flaky boyfriend who keeps trying to break up with you, but remembers two weeks after leaving that his stash of weed is hidden in your bedroom closet. In other words, dude is never REALLY leaving.

And from these pics, it’s obvious that neither is Tara. She was spotted looking as frayed as that denim skirt she was wearing at the Los Angeles International Airport, still tipsy from the flight, I’d imagine. Don’t ever go away like that again, Tara. We missed you too much. Also, what have your nipples been up to? Getting into some wild adventures, I imagine.

Now, let’s end this post with my new favorite made-up song:

Take me down to the Taradise City
Where hoeing earns my green
And my plastic surgery’s shitty!

Oh, won’t you please take me ho-ome!

Photos: BauerGriffinOnline.com

8 more photos of the lovely Tara Reid at LAX are after the jump.

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Photos: BauerGriffinOnline.com