Tara Reid’s Looking Hot

January 8th, 2008 // 8 Comments

This guy really snagged himself a hot piece. Here’s Tara Reid hopefully being escorted to some sort of clinic by Lily Allen’s brother Alfie Allen in London. I hope he’s had all his shots. How does this slag afford all the globe trotting? She must be handing out blowjobs like candy in first class. I know if I was straight, nothing would get my junk at attention more than a semi-conscious plastic surgery disaster hag “actress” vomiting on me in the cab and asking over and over if I love her. A certain percentage of the population wonders why some men are gay. I direct you to this photo, kind sir.

UPDATE: That’s not Alfie Allen. Our bad. Alfie’s way younger. We made a mistake. That guy is still a poor bastard, though. Godspeed, stranger!

Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com

By J. Harvey
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  1. Arundel

    Weow, she’s barely vertical! But that’s not Alfie- Alfie is like, 17 years old or something. He WAS there at that event but that ain’t him.

  2. peachpie

    wow. are ya’ll sure she’s not related to britney?

  3. clark

    that’s because she hasn’t eaten in like two weeks and she probably had a thimble of wine. she’s wasted

  4. PansyAston

    The word is y’all, peachy.
    The girl is anorexic. I wonder when these poor “starlets” and poptarts and celebutantes are gonna start dropping like flies???

  5. Marshia

    Isn’t that dude Calum Best?

  6. DarjeelingUnlimited

    He’s not her boyfriend, he’s her hag fag and a very hot one, to boot!

  7. stevve t

    You people are all gay like the weirdo that posted these pics and wrote this artlicle ! She freakin hot!! Hotter with bad plastic surgery, then most women who never had any plastic surgery!! She’s also a hot drunk babe !! LOL!!
    Tara if you read this, I love you!! Always be hot to me!! Contact me> stroise@aol.com

  8. steve T

    You people are all gay like the weirdo that posted these pics and wrote this artlicle ! She freakin hot!! Hotter with bad plastic surgery, then most women who never had any plastic surgery!! She’s also a hot drunk babe !! LOL!!
    Tara if you read this, I love you!! Always be hot to me!! Contact me> stroise@aol.com

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