Literally. “Scrubs” creator Bill Lawrence allegedly told people at the New York Comedy Festival that Tara Reid was his least favorite guest star to have appeared on the show. Why? It wasn’t that she wasn’t a nice person, he says, but she stank of “booze and cigarettes”. Why does this seem like the most truthful story we’ve ever run? Is there anything worse than someone who doesn’t smoke near a breeze and smells like an ashtray? No offense to my ashy peeps, but stand in an open area where there’s wind or something so you don’t smell like a shut-in who only ventures out to buy cartons of Newports at BJ’s once a month. And their walls are all yellow. We all know someone like that.