Oh, Tara Reid. Tara, Tara, Tara Reid. You’re married, you were on Celebrity Big Brother UK. It’s been a great three weeks for you. Now you’re wearing a tourist hoodie and showing off your tummy. That’s cute.
Why is it that TR always look few Budweisers short of sober? From where I stand, sister’s still stuck in the year 2000 when she dropped 15 pounds and married her kohl eyeliner. I’ve never seen anyone who’s had a more tumultuous relationship with her tummy that Reid. When it’s lookin’ flat, that part of the body is on display 24/7. When it’s not, Reid calls up Us Weekly for a quick “My stomach houses aliens” story.