‘Tanning Mom’ Patricia Krentcil Says She’s A ‘Great’ Mom [PHOTOS]

Patricia Krentcil is undeniably out of it if she thinks excessive tanning makes her look good.  Judging from the photos and videos I’ve seen of the New Jersey mom, it’s safe to say that she’s on something.  The woman can’t possibly think she looks good.

TMZ caught up with Krentcil, who was on her way into a hair salon in Nutley, New Jersey to get the God’s honest truth about accusations that she took 6-year-old daughter Anna tanning.

“I’m innocent and it’s proven… I would never — never — put my daughter in a tanning booth. We go out shopping. That’s what we do,” Krentcil told the TMZ reporter.  “Any mother that makes an accusation about me is not a mother, because I’m a great mother and I would never do that to my child.”

Krentcil was arrested after Anna’s school nurse noticed “pretty severe” burns on the little girl, who explained that mom took her along for a tanning session.  Krentcil was released from Essex County Superior Court in Newark on $2,500 cash bond, according to the New York Daily News

Does Krentcil think there is one person in particular out to get her?  “Yes. Yes. There’s somebody out there on my whole life that doesn’t like me because they’re jealous, they’re fat and they’re ugly.”  Hmm.  “I’ve been tanning my whole life,” Kretcil said.  “I’m from Long Island. I go to Cabo. It’s my relaxation.”

Bitch, you look worse than Magda from There’s Something About Mary!