Sylvester Stallone Raging Against The Dying Of The Light

I’m all about being as old as you feel, but old people triumphantly
getting tattoos to prove that they’re young and vibrant is just sad to
me.

I can’t even imagine what a pain in the ass it must have been for
the tattoo artist who had to try and draw on that sun-damaged, veiny
flesh of Sylvester Stallone’s. And you totally know Janice Dickinson is going to claim that’s a portrait of her on his shoulder.

But whatever, dude is doing his muscular thing and I guess it’s better than getting all old and flabby. And at least he’s refraining from nipple piercings.

Also, randomly, it looks like Kate Moss and Sly had a lot of things to share over lunch during his vacation in Italy. They probably talked about the best place to stick a needle.

I’m all about being as old as you feel, but old people triumphantly
getting tattoos to prove that they’re young and vibrant is just sad to
me.

I can’t even imagine what a pain in the ass it must have been for
the tattoo artist who had to try and draw on that sun-damaged, veiny
flesh of Sylvester Stallone’s. And you totally know Janice Dickinson is going to claim that’s a portrait of her on his shoulder.But whatever, dude is doing his muscular thing and I guess it’s better than getting all old and flabby. And at least he’s refraining from nipple piercings. Also, randomly, it looks like Kate Moss and Sly had a lot of things to share over lunch during his vacation in Italy. They probably talked about the best place to stick a needle