Swinging On Pole Bruises Linday’s Inner Thighs, Writes E-Mail About It

December 18th, 2006 // 3 Comments

Page Six has a blurb about Lindsay’s stripper training for a film she’s shooting.

LINDSAY Lohan is suffering for her art – that is, suffering bruises from dancing on a stripper’s pole to prepare for her role as a topless dancer in her new movie, “I Know Who Killed Me.”

Lohan, 20, who sometimes forgets her underwear in real life, has been taking classes in the art of undressing – and she got a lesson in occupational hazards.

An e-mail she sent to pals last week has the subject title: “They’re all whores, they’re all whores . . . xcept for some obviously!” Lohan wrote in the note, “So . . . 3 hours of pole dancing and bruised. everywhere . . . I mean we’re talkin’ like, UPPER AND INNER THIGH ACTION-bruised . . . like a walking black-and-blue mark.

More on Lindsay’s pole injury and more photos of Lindsay Lohan at the Smashbox Cosmetics Celebrate the Holidays and Brent Bolthouse’s Birthday event after the jump.

“I mean really though, really, I didn’t know it was actually possible to have bruises in such areas of the body. Strippers dude, I tell you, I really respect the [c-word]s now. . . I’m not gonna lie to ya.”

Hasn’t this ho learned not to send e-mails anymore because someone from her camp is obviously more than happy to forward them on to the tabloids? And man, does she love to drop the c-bomb, huh? When she’s not scrawling it on walls in relation to Scarlet Johanssen, she’s sending it electronically to describe exotic dancers. Syphilitic pirates have more class.

By J. Harvey
  1. Are you sure the bruises are from the stripper pole and not from rough sex?

    http://www.celebrityfox.com

  2. 2 Old 4 This

    “…I really respect the [c-word]s now. . . I’m not gonna lie to ya.”

    Yup
    Nothing screams respect like callin’ a sistah the c-word.

  3. Draya

    The bruises are from turning tricks on Sunset Blvd, ya “[c-word]s”. “I’m not gonna lie to ya”!

    She’s such a class act.

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