Suze Orman: Good With Money, Likes The V

February 26th, 2007 // 9 Comments

Suze Orman came out .

Suze Orman may have plenty of financial experience, but she has zero experience with men. The blond CNBC money guru reveals in tomorrow’s New York Times Magazine that she’s a lesbian and has a “life partner,” Kathy Travis. “We’re going on seven years. I have never been with a man in my whole life. I’m still a 55-year-old virgin,” she says, adding that she hopes to tie the knot with Travis to ensure she has spousal rights over Orman’s $25 million fortune. “It’s killing me that upon my death, K.T. is going to lose 50 percent of everything I have to estate taxes. Or vice versa.”

So Kathy’s never gone at her with any blunt instruments? You’re still a virgin if your hymen hasn’t been busted by a man? Is this true? I’m so naive.

By J. Harvey
  1. Caroline

    So…why is there a picture of Britney…?

  2. baaqar

    “It’s killing me that upon my death, K.T. is going to lose 50 percent of everything I have to estate taxes. Or vice versa.”

    It’s called a trust. Bitch should know about that.

  3. sandie

    How come I’m not surprised?

  4. HC

    Yup, it’s true. Losing your virginity is considered an act of where a penis penetrates the vagina and intercourse proceeds. Dildos and vibrators and all that don’t count.

  5. “It’s killing me that upon my death”

    Brilliant.

    Later,
    Tom

  6. Andrea

    So in all reality, she’s never been with a woman, either. I mean, technically yes…but if she considers herself a virgin because she’s never actually had intercourse with a man, and since true intercourse (read: minus inventive substitutes) isn’t physically possible woman to woman, then she’s never really been with anyone.

  7. MegAtron

    Oh lies! shes one of those lesbians who only counts having sex with men as ‘real sex’?? puhlease.

    I am a lesbian, i have never had sex with a guy either, but trust me my hymen has been broken and then some.

  8. So she likes to make a corned beef sandwich or two! Ain’t nothin’ wrong with a little gusset typistry bitches!

  9. margaretta

    file this under ‘nauseous tidbits’

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