Suzanne Somers Has A Hungry Vagina

Her quest for eternal youth has Suzanne Somers following a beauty regime that has succeeded in making this normally unsqueamish blogger cringe.

The Three’s Company actress confessed to Oprah Winfrey that she ingests up to 60 pills a day, smears hormone treatments on her body and even injects estriol treatments into her vagina on a daily basis. Oh God, I just got a highly disturbing image in my mind that involves a slingshot and a ThighMaster. Someone please make it stop.

All of this, is in the name of maintaining her youthful looks and keeping the symptoms of menopause at bay. That’s absolutely ridiculous! Now, excuse me while I go wash my face in baby placenta and bathe in the blood of some virgins right quick.

Click any photo to check out all 10+ photos of Suzanne Somers in the gallery!


Her quest for eternal youth has Suzanne Somers following a beauty regime that has succeeded in making this normally unsqueamish blogger cringe.

The Three’s Company actress confessed to Oprah Winfrey
that she ingests up to 60 pills a day, smears hormone treatments on her
body and even injects estriol treatments into her vagina on a daily
basis. Oh God, I just got a highly disturbing image in my mind that
involves a slingshot and a ThighMaster. Someone please make it stop.

All of this, is in the name of maintaining her youthful looks and
keeping the symptoms of menopause at bay. That’s absolutely ridiculous!
Now, excuse me while I go wash my face in baby placenta and bathe in
the blood of some virgins right quick. Check out all 10+ photos of Suzanne Somers in the gallery!