Suzanne Somers Has A Hungry Vagina

January 30th, 2009 // 13 Comments

Her quest for eternal youth has Suzanne Somers following a beauty regime that has succeeded in making this normally unsqueamish blogger cringe.

The Three’s Company actress confessed to Oprah Winfrey that she ingests up to 60 pills a day, smears hormone treatments on her body and even injects estriol treatments into her vagina on a daily basis. Oh God, I just got a highly disturbing image in my mind that involves a slingshot and a ThighMaster. Someone please make it stop.

All of this, is in the name of maintaining her youthful looks and keeping the symptoms of menopause at bay. That’s absolutely ridiculous! Now, excuse me while I go wash my face in baby placenta and bathe in the blood of some virgins right quick.

Click any photo to check out all 10+ photos of Suzanne Somers in the gallery!


Her quest for eternal youth has Suzanne Somers following a beauty regime that has succeeded in making this normally unsqueamish blogger cringe.

The Three’s Company actress confessed to Oprah Winfrey
that she ingests up to 60 pills a day, smears hormone treatments on her
body and even injects estriol treatments into her vagina on a daily
basis. Oh God, I just got a highly disturbing image in my mind that
involves a slingshot and a ThighMaster. Someone please make it stop.

All of this, is in the name of maintaining her youthful looks and
keeping the symptoms of menopause at bay. That’s absolutely ridiculous!
Now, excuse me while I go wash my face in baby placenta and bathe in
the blood of some virgins right quick. Check out all 10+ photos of Suzanne Somers in the gallery!

By Lisa Timmons
  1. www.blahgirls.com

    Ew??? TMI!

  2. BamaGrrl

    She can’t find a treatment for that turkey neck?

  3. me

    whatever she’s doing’, it ain’t working!

  4. Rachel

    Oh dear god she’s a monstrosity! When will they learn that all of this in the end will only make you look like the crypt-keeper instead of young?

    Another reason why I admire Ellen DeGeneres and Meryl Streep so much, they allow themselves to age gracefully and in turn look a hell of a lot younger and more beautiful then woman like Somers.

  5. JessicaGiovanna

    I agree w/ Rachel. Ms. Somers is quite leathery; it’s not a small feat to reverse the damages the California sun has bestoed upon her. The hottest old broad out there remains, the incomperable, Betty White.

  6. Nebraska Librarian

    Too bad she looks like a leather handbag.

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  13. KATHARYN HABGOOD

    This blog is written by a very ignorant small minded and stupid individual who is clueless about what they are talking about. for one she does not inject anything into her vagina.????? she inserts estriol cream as do many women for breast cancer protection and other health benefits….its not the quest of youth that she on, its aging gracefully without diseases and not ending up in a nursing home. having vitallity for the rest of your life. the fact that she doesnt have face lifts etc (not that she needs them – she is a very beautifull woman for someone now in her 60′s) is a testimony to this. she could go under the knife but thats not what shes about,,,,,ALL THESE OTHER WOMEN HE ADMIRES DO GO UNDER THE KNIFE BUT ALSO TAKE ALL THE NAURAL HORMONES ETC….. THATS HOW THEY MANAGE TO AGE SO GRACEFULLY !!!!!! I know Oprah Winfrey is just one example, who also endorses Suzannes work. She also has the energy to write all of those 20 books etc that have saved countless lives including mine and all the marriages she has saved from the ravages of menopause. not to mention all the works she has done to save people from lethal cancer treatments that kill….she is the only one out there making a real difference and gives up her time to do this. because of suzanne somers people people like her many many women i know all around the world have a second chance at life?……..what a small minded ignorant moron that makes comments like this ….must have a very sad and sorry life to have time to waste destroying the credibility of some one incredicble. Maybe iif he took the time to read some of her books like Breakthrough he may actually learn something of value and cure some of his ignorance and stupidity as well….shame on you !

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