Suri Cruise Will Not Be Denied

August 15th, 2008 // 8 Comments

Bottle-holics Anonymous member Suri Cruise was spotted looking all glam in her little red dress, out with her parents Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. I don’t know why, but I’ve suddenly developed a strong liking for Suri.

I’ve totally decided that I want her to grow up to be a wild-tempered diva who eventually runs off and has a short-lived marriage to Maddox Jolie–sort of as a “fuck you” to her future hypothetical nemesis Shiloh Jolie-Pitt. I have big plans for those two. Don’t ask me why I take the time to dream these things up. I do it so you don’t have to.

Meanwhile, Suri’s ordered her parents to take her to the playground and let her step out in front of the cameras for a photo op. Girlfriend is tired of being kept hidden under the blanket, dammit! Divas need the light from multiple camera flashbulbs in order to flourish!

Click any image to view all 15+ photos of Suri Cruise, Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise in the gallery!


Bottle-holics Anonymous member Suri Cruise was spotted looking all glam in her little red dress, out with her parents Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. I don’t know why, but I’ve suddenly developed a strong liking for Suri.

I’ve totally decided that I want her to grow up to be a wild-tempered
diva who eventually runs off and has a short-lived marriage to Maddox Jolie–sort of as a “fuck you” to her future hypothetical nemesis Shiloh Jolie-Pitt. I have big plans for those two. Don’t ask me why I take the time to dream these things up. I do it so you don’t have to.

Meanwhile, Suri’s ordered her parents to take her to the playground and
let her step out in front of the cameras for a photo op. Girlfriend is
tired of being kept hidden under the blanket, dammit! Divas need the light from multiple camera flashbulbs in order to flourish!Check out all 15+ photos of Suri Cruise, Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise in the gallery!

By Lisa Timmons
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  1. peter

    Ever saw some celebs on .·:*¨ wealthyro manceS.Com ¨*:·. ” It’s a site dedicated to rich people/celeb and the admirers.

  2. Ellen

    Ha-Ha–you make me laugh!!!

  3. karen

    How come this kid is always wearing the same shoes in every picture?

  4. janepitt

    I agree with you on the Suri as a little diva, she is so beautiful.

  5. Ja'nice

    Others report that she’s a spoiled brat who “makes decisions” for Tiny and her mother. No way that’s Tom’s kid, either. She’s either a laboratory clone of Katie, or Chris Kline or Josh Hartnett is the father.
    In a few years, this “precious” child will be a terror.

  6. mojo

    Damn, If looks can kill the paps will combust!

  7. MMMMMMMMM

    She is a sad child….does she ever smile or interact with her parents….she still looks like Josh Hartnett….Cruise is trying to spare his image by dressing tacky…..Is it a facade or not?

  8. MMMMMMMMM

    She is a sad child….does she ever smile or interact with her parents?….she still looks like Josh Hartnett….Cruise is trying to spare his image by dressing tacky…..Is it a facade or not?

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