Suri Cruise Will Not Be Denied

Bottle-holics Anonymous member Suri Cruise was spotted looking all glam in her little red dress, out with her parents Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. I don’t know why, but I’ve suddenly developed a strong liking for Suri.

I’ve totally decided that I want her to grow up to be a wild-tempered diva who eventually runs off and has a short-lived marriage to Maddox Jolie–sort of as a “fuck you” to her future hypothetical nemesis Shiloh Jolie-Pitt. I have big plans for those two. Don’t ask me why I take the time to dream these things up. I do it so you don’t have to.

Meanwhile, Suri’s ordered her parents to take her to the playground and let her step out in front of the cameras for a photo op. Girlfriend is tired of being kept hidden under the blanket, dammit! Divas need the light from multiple camera flashbulbs in order to flourish!

Click any image to view all 15+ photos of Suri Cruise, Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise in the gallery!


Bottle-holics Anonymous member Suri Cruise was spotted looking all glam in her little red dress, out with her parents Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. I don’t know why, but I’ve suddenly developed a strong liking for Suri.

I’ve totally decided that I want her to grow up to be a wild-tempered
diva who eventually runs off and has a short-lived marriage to Maddox Jolie–sort of as a “fuck you” to her future hypothetical nemesis Shiloh Jolie-Pitt. I have big plans for those two. Don’t ask me why I take the time to dream these things up. I do it so you don’t have to.

Meanwhile, Suri’s ordered her parents to take her to the playground and
let her step out in front of the cameras for a photo op. Girlfriend is
tired of being kept hidden under the blanket, dammit! Divas need the light from multiple camera flashbulbs in order to flourish!Check out all 15+ photos of Suri Cruise, Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise in the gallery!