Suri Cruise Stumbles Out Of Nobu

August 16th, 2008 // 17 Comments

Tiny mind-controller Suri Cruise decided that she wanted parental units Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes to meet up with Ben Stiller and his wife Christine Taylor for dinner. I’m not sure why Suri was so hell bent on meeting up with them, but I don’t question her ways.

Suri spent the night ordering the most expensive items on the menu and stiffed Ben Stiller for the bill when she drunkenly demanded that her mother carry her home, since she was too intoxicated to drive herself.

That little girl is out of control and fabulous. Plus, she’s a snazzy dresser.

Click any photo to view all 20+ photos of Suri Cruise, Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise, Ben Stiller and Christine Taylor in the gallery!


Tiny mind-controller Suri Cruise decided that she wanted parental units Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes to meet up with Ben Stiller and his wife Christine Taylor for dinner. I’m not sure why Suri was so hell bent on meeting up with them, but I don’t question her ways.

Suri spent the night ordering the most expensive items on the menu and
stiffed Ben Stiller for the bill when she drunkenly demanded that her
mother carry her home, since she was too intoxicated to drive herself.

That little girl is out of control and fabulous. Plus, she’s a snazzy dresser.Check out all 20+ photos of Suri Cruise, Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise, Ben Stiller and Christine Taylor in the gallery!

By Lisa Timmons
  1. kit

    Oh look, the media w***** again.

  2. Lola

    Why would any celebrity parent bring their kids out at night, knowing there’s going to be flashbulbs popping in the kid’s face and paparazzi yelling at them? That sort of stuff scares a kid. Duh.

  3. wtf

    Josh please come save your child.

  4. Puff

    Look at Katie’s purple hand again!

  5. Rock

    I love the story attached to these pics.

  6. grandma

    Why the gold shoes? Is it a Scientology thing?

  7. mojo

    The parents should be shot, why traumatize the kid (at night!) knowing the crazy paps are going to hound them? look how scared she was!

  8. ShameAboutRaisins

    Katie is about a foot taller than Tom. How do they manage to take pictures where they are the same height? It happens time and time again! Either Tom has GIGANTIC lifts in his shoes (which is why you only see him in those heavy dark shoes/boots…) or else Katie has had some kind of physical therapy training to permanently stoop over. Fortunately, there are enough true-to-size pictures of them together (with him much shorter than her) to know that something is going on here. And in agreement with the other posters – if they really didn’t want the paparazzi snapping pictures of Suri, they’d either find a back door or servants’ entrance to leave from. They know that the paps will be there, and they (or more specifically, Tom) wants them there.

  9. ShameAboutRaisins

    Katie is about a foot taller than Tom. How do they manage to take pictures where they are the same height? It happens time and time again! Either Tom has GIGANTIC lifts in his shoes (which is why you only see him in those heavy dark shoes/boots…) or else Katie has had some kind of physical therapy training to permanently stoop over. Fortunately, there are enough true-to-size pictures of them together (with him much shorter than her) to know that something is going on here. And in agreement with the other posters – if they really didn’t want the paparazzi snapping pictures of Suri, they’d either find a back door or servants’ entrance to leave from. They know that the paps will be there, and they (or more specifically, Tom) wants them there.

  10. ShameAboutRaisins

    Katie is about a foot taller than Tom. How do they manage to take pictures where they are the same height? It happens time and time again! Either Tom has GIGANTIC lifts in his shoes (which is why you only see him in those heavy dark shoes/boots…) or else Katie has had some kind of physical therapy training to permanently stoop over. Fortunately, there are enough true-to-size pictures of them together (with him much shorter than her) to know that something is going on here. And in agreement with the other posters – if they really didn’t want the paparazzi snapping pictures of Suri, they’d either find a back door or servants’ entrance to leave from. They know that the paps will be there, and they (or more specifically, Tom) wants them there.

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  12. devil

    Katie is still a young woman. Why does she have hands like an old ghoul? What’s with the one green fingernail?

    Tom and Katie have to take Suri out. No one would look at them otherwise.

  13. ann

    In the videom you can hear Suri crying. I think Tom and Katie should stop bringing her out and exposing to the paps. Poor little girl is clearly distressed.

  14. ann

    In the videom you can hear Suri crying. I think Tom and Katie should stop bringing her out and exposing to the paps. Poor little girl is clearly distressed.

  15. les

    Oh, I see. Let’s take all the blame off of the idiots taking the pictures. Are we to think moronic photographers can’t control themselves.

    These people cannot do anything right in anyone’s eyes.

  16. ello

    Ann is correct. Suri is not just crying. She’s screaming and her parents are just smiling away, posing for pictures.

  17. donna

    What stupid excuses for parents poor Suri has!!!

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