Surf’s Up For Simon Cowell, As Well As His Fur Moobs

Smoke em’ if you got em’ on the water, limey bastard! Here’s American Idol’s cranky bitch Simon Cowell, taking a well deserved break from psychologically torturing Paula Abdul (he’s no fool – it’s better ratings when she seems completely off her beam) by enjoying a cancer stick while jet-skiing in the Carribbean. Hmm, water sports and nicotine!

If you are feeling that same feeling you felt when Ewan McGregor faced the camera and started singing “Your Song” to Nicole Kidman in Moulin Rouge while looking at these pictures of Cowell’s breasteses, you are not to blame. Simon LOVES his moobs and wants you to love them, too. And you do. It’s making the world tingly in the downscope area. Normally, he keeps them under wraps in a thin cashmere sweater. But now they’re out in the open, out in the water, and looking for someone to dry them off and blow gently on their hair. It can be you. Just reach out.

Click any image in the gallery for more pictures of sexy Simon Cowell!


Smoke em’ if you got em’ on the water, limey bastard! Here’s American Idol’s cranky bitch Simon Cowell, taking a well deserved break from psychologically torturing Paula Abdul (he’s no fool – it’s better ratings when she seems completely off her beam) by enjoying a cancer stick while jet-skiing in the Carribbean. Hmm, water sports and nicotine!If you are feeling that same feeling you felt when Ewan McGregor faced the camera and started singing “Your Song” to Nicole Kidman in Moulin Rouge
while looking at these pictures of Cowell’s breasteses, you are not to
blame. Simon LOVES his moobs and wants you to love them, too. And you
do. It’s making the world tingly in the downscope area. Normally, he
keeps them under wraps
in a thin cashmere sweater. But now they’re out in the open, out in the
water, and looking for someone to dry them off and blow gently on their
hair. It can be you. Just reach out.

Click any image in the gallery for more pictures of sexy Simon Cowell!