Stylish Cristiano Ronaldo Avoids Car Crash Charges, But Not Acne

June 16th, 2009 // 10 Comments

Continuing to celebrate his career move to the Real Madrid summer club, Cristiano Ronaldo steps out in Gucci in Los Angeles. Despite his stylish ensemble, however, it seems Ronaldo’s love for suntan oil and rubdowns might have had an adverse effect on his skin. Not cute.

However, the sports star has experienced some good news once again. Ronaldo won’t be getting charged for his Ferrari sports car crash from January under a tunnel near Manchester Airport.

Wow, crashing into a big tunnel. That conjures up a familiar image.

Gallery Info: Soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo on a night out.

By Lisa Timmons
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  1. american dreamer

    I like Ronaldo’s style. Isn’t that a “Member’s Only” jacket he’s sporting?

  2. american dreamer

    And by the way (in case the first time I tried posting this it didn’t go through) that is NOT acne on Ronaldo’s face. I took a closer look and it is unfortunately a herpes rash: when someone gets herpes for the first time (or reinfected) it is common for them to break out in a horrible rash across their face or other body part in the first few days while their body is building up its defensive mechanism to keep it under relative control.

    Ronaldo spent one night in Paris (Hilton) just a few days ago so it makes perfect sense he would be breaking out in a herpes rash right about now. (Don’t forget Doug Reinhardt sported a massive herpes rash on his lower lip in a lot of his photos with Paris.)

    This is why the only safe sex is no sex. And the CDS should put Paris in a one way space trip to Uranus.

  3. Molly

    we get it. enough now.

  4. dejasade

    WHAT A FREAKING CHEESE BALL!!!!!
    OMG I COULD NEVER LIVE IN LOS ANGELES—THESE PEOPLE DON’T REALIZE HOW RIDICULOUS THEY LOOK AND ACT???????

  5. T-Bone

    Yeah — not a good look. In fact, it’s kind of 1980′s.

  6. Molly

    American Dreamer is right: I got a really bad herpes outbreak recently that looked just like that. Serves me right for being such a tramp.

  7. Molly

    I was talking about the cheeseball in the pictures.

  8. samantha

    He’s quite a fan of LV
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  9. cg

    I highly doubt he contracted herpes from Paris. He probably already had it. Just google his history and you’ll see he has a penchant for prostitutes…and many, many other women.

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