Strippers Forgive Lohan

Page Six reports that newly sober Lohan partied at NYC’s famed peeler bar Scores West yesterday doing “research”. She buried the hatchet with members of the profession that she referred to as “all whores” in one of her high-ass Blackberry text ramblings.

Lindsay Lohan got down and dirty at Scores West for three hours early yesterday – jumping onstage to do a wild bump-and-grind, then ushering topless dancers into the bathroom to apologize for recently calling them all “whores.”

“I love strippers,” the 20-year-old actress gushed as she entered the famed mammary mecca at 12:30 a.m., and launched into a half-hour deejay shift during the club’s “Turntable Tuesdays.”

More on the forgiving strippers after the jump.

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Next, “She got up on the stripper pole and began to dance with the Scores Girls with 400 customers cheering her on,” said our source. “Then, she joined her entourage of 15 in the VIP area, and got lap dances from many of the girls, including a special double-dance from two strippers at once.

Katia, a blond, 34D-25-33 knockout, told us, “She was big tipper, and I think that she is great.”

Brooke, an impressive 34C-24-34, added, “She’ll make a good stripper – she’s a natural.”

Natural what? And not to take you out of the story, but what the f*ck is up with Page Six and the measurements? And how come they don’t post those statistics for Martha Stewart, Fabian Basabe, or Rupert Murdoch? I want to know the size of Derek Jeter’s rack!