Meryl Streep Is The Greatest Actress Of Our Time

How much do I love Meryl Streep? Let me count the ways. She puts these other so-called “actresses” to shame. Ho can act! Yeah, I’m queer but that has nothing to do with it! Drag queens don’t do Meryl because they can’t! She’s too perfect! And she’s a chameleon! A chameleon of emotions and persona!

Meryl was honored at the Film Society of Lincoln Center gala last night for her work in film. As well she should be. She should have her own goddamn day! Look at all the crazy hoes that showed up for this do. Robert Redford, Amy Adams, Uma Thurman. And several crazies! Cindy Adams is wearing the outfit that I was going to wear. I seriously should have slapped a beehive on my head, got a Burlington Coat Factory red leather coat, taken her old ass out and posed as her to get in! And Sylvia Miles looking like every crazy Scooby Doo villain! That bitch worked for Warhol! She’s been around!

“While her luminous on-screen presence is never less than dazzling, you always feel her keen intelligence and wit, her extraordinary level of insight,” said the gala director. “She truly embodies every character she plays.” You damn skippy!

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16 more photos from Meryl Streep’s special night featuring Amy Adams, Meryl Streep, Uma Thurman, Robert Redford, Glenn Close, Stellan Skarsgard, Mike Nichols, Stanley Tucci, Jonathan Demme and Sylvia Miles are after the jump.

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