Story Time With Janice Dickinson

September 30th, 2005 // 24 Comments

Once upon a time, there was a model who was young and beautiful. She worked steadily, slept with hundreds of men, snorted more coke than Kate Moss‘ body weight . . .

By Miu von Furstenberg
  1. KIM

    SHE IS SOOOOOOOO NOT HOT I DON’T KNOW HOW SHE WAS EVER A SUPER MODEL I WATCHED HER ON SURREAL LIFE SHE IS SUCH A BITCH I DID SEE WHERE SHE SAID HER DAD WAS A CHILD MOLESTER BUT STILL SHE DOESN’T HAVE TO BE THE WAY SHE IS. UGH TRASH

  2. Katherine

    She actually used to be really pretty… and it’s not like she’s horrible now, although she does have that plastic surgery appearance. (Hey, at least she admits to it.) I generally abhor classless people, but for some reason I find her bloody hilarious.

  3. Blindqueen

    I love that bitch.

  4. Yeah, she’s crazy and kinda scary, but when I get to be that age, I hope I’m just like her.

  5. Cynthia

    Does anyone know how old she really is?

  6. K.Marie

    I love her. I hope I look that good when Im her age. Everyone just ask yourself in times of uncertainity “What Would Janice Do?” It works for me.

  7. Katherine

    I think she’s 52.

  8. nunya

    She’s 50, her bio says her birth year was ’55.

  9. william dollard

    Was she a model/presenter on “The Price is Right”?

  10. RC

    I love Janice! She may not be perfect but at least she is being true to her nature (which is hilarious) and she does not try to be anything she is not, unlike Omarosa. She is funny, exciting and spontaneous and the world could use more colorful people, as opposed to conforming, dull phonies.

  11. jane

    I loved Janice, i wish i was JUST like her, she has the attitude every female wants and envys. She doesn’t give a shit what anybody thinks and thats how it has to BE… She’s got BALLS…AND THE SENSE OF HUMOR. she was sexy then and is sexy now. Unlike Omarosa, i hate that ugly, horse face, FAKE Biachhhhhhhh…..She just needs to get F$#@k on out of the T.V. Scene.

  12. C.J.

    She’s boring with all that ranting and shit. I’m sure she wears people out pretty quickly.

  13. Jessica

    Fuck Omarosa! She is the stupidest person on reality T.V.
    But I love Janice. She is so cool. She has a right to be crazy for all the things she’s gone through.

  14. LI_Mom

    Janice is a self-absorbed, not very smart wannabe.

    You have to laugh at this idiot. She doesn’t want to do the strip act because she’s a parent but she spends the rest of the show acting like a slut and a n all around nasty human being.

    The nice thing about Janice is that she can make ANYONE around her look smarter and nicer than she is.

  15. Cheryl

    you kick ass Janice!

  16. June

    I truly dislike Janice’s personality. She is too self absorbed for my taste. I see her as a lonesome person in constant search of recognition…I’m a supermodel, I’m a supermodel. She continually tries to convince people that she was the worlds first supermodel. I’m not convinced [and neither is Tyra Banks]! Janice may have been attractive in her younger years, but now she looks like a plastic person who’s in a constant [loosing] battle with the aging process. She does not look natural. If you think about it, she really is pathetic. And, if anything, she’s probably envious of Caprice’s and Omarosa’s youth. Money and fame aside, If Janice were my next door neighbor, I could not see myself wanting to be friends with her, or anybody with a personality like hers. And her children, I am just embarrassed for them (hopefully they are immuned to her antics, and turn out to be better people than their mother). From what I can remember, the majority of the brawls between Janice and Omarosa, where started/instigated by Janice. I was so glad Omarosa was given the opportunity (thanks to the producers) to have that final stab at Janice. Omarosa stuck the knife in and twisted… I loved it.

  17. melinda

    I THINK JANICE ROCKS,SHES BEAUTIFUL,SMART AND TALENTED AND I BELIEVE PEOPLE ARE JUST PLAIN JEALOUS THATS WHY THEY TALK SHIT ABOUT HER!! JANICE YOU GO GIRL,I THINK YOU ARE THE BOMB AND VERY STRAIGHT TO THE POINT! AND I LOVE YA GIRL!!!!

  18. jenniofer

    If it was not for Janice Dickinson, there would be no fans of America’s Next Top Model or the Surreal Life. She is hilarious, a real, true, person who knows how to please a crowd and keep them wanting more. I absolutely love her, liked her on Top Model but truly LOVE her after Surreal Life. As for Amarosa, she needs to find a job off camera cause no one wants to see the one around. Trump was right!!!!

  19. J.E.A.L.O.U.S….WHY DO PEOPLE LOVE TO HATE?..,I THINK JANICE IS BEAUTIFUL,TALENTED AND GOT IT GOING ON..YOU GO GIRL!!NOT ONLY DOES THIS WOMAN NO HOW TO MODEL,ACT,IS A WONDERFUL PHOTOGRAPHER,AND A GREAT MOTHER,SO WHATS YOUR PROBLEM PEOPLE?LIKE I SAID J.E.A.L.O.U.S KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK JANICE…..I THINK YOUR GREAT!!

  20. She is always saying she is the 1st supermodel but whta about Gia? Gia was one of the 1st women to die of aids in America. Janice was really beautiful but she is just a woman who knew how to work the runway and the people around her, and simply survived the true hardcore model era of the 70′s…..

  21. Hey check out Janice Dickinson super HOT images at http://www.lukeduval.com She never looked soo good.

  22. Brandon

    All you haters out there – go read her book first. Then comment. Janice is the worlds FIRST Supermodel.. thats SUPERmodel. [Read her book and you'll understand what that means] She never said she was the world’s first MODEL…

  23. ES

    Read it. It only added to my impression that she is insecure, somewhat schizoid, and thinks that the world revolves around her. The funniest thing is that any guy I’ve met who sees her finds her absolutely frightening (just to look at — they don’t know her personality), yet she claims that every man who looks at her is mad with lust.

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