Poor Stavros Niarchos. He’s out and about shopping, but it looks like his heart just isn’t in it. Perhaps it’s because he’s currently living out a scenario straight out of the chorus of an R&B song. His lady love isin the slammer for a crime she totally committed, but doesn’t want to pay for. Chin up, little Greek heir. She’ll be out before you know it. And then the two of you can enjoy some passionate post-incarceration sex, maintain the ruse of a relationship for a few weeks and then return to life as usual.