Star Jones Drops The Charade

No, she ain’t droppin’ Al. She’s finally admitting that she had a gastric bypass. Duh. What’s the big deal? It was either that or she had some sort of radioactive tapeworm stealing all her food. Anyway, she says she lied because she was..oh sorry, she didn’t lie. She was “intentionally evasive”. She said she had a “medical intervention”. She should have had a “beard intervention”. That dude is gay! Anyway, she wrote an essay for “Glamour” magazine about her “evasiveness”.

As for why she wasn’t forthcoming about her operation earlier, Star has a list of reasons, including her fear that it wouldn’t work and that she wouldn’t be able to lose weight, but, mainly, she says, because she was afraid of what people would think of her.

“I was afraid to be vulnerable, and ashamed at not being able to get myself under control without this procedure,” she writes in the magazine.

F*ck what people say! You live your own life, Starina! People are just haters! Have soup for the rest of your life and hang out with your gay guy! It’s America!

(Splash)

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