Star Jones Did Not Almost Die

She was just drunk. Kidding. I’m sure our Star is only sipping sparkling cider during her recovery period. Luckily, her implant and boob lift was not a life threatening experience as reported by numerous tabloids.

Phoning her cohosts on The View over live TV Monday morning, Star Jones Reynolds assured Meredith Vieira, Joy Behar and Elisabeth Hasselbeck that, contrary to tabloid reports about her recent hospital stay, “I did not almost die.”

“I had a boob lift,” she said. “I thought it would be nice to call you guys this morning and keep you abreast of the situation.” She also admitted she’d gotten implants because she wanted her breasts to be “perky.”

As for how her new breasts look, Jones Reynolds said, “Friday was my 44th birthday, but my boobs think they are still 20.”

And, yes, she required a blood transfusion due to complications, she said, although she downplayed the incident’s seriousness. “You guys know I’m anemic. We’ve talk about it on the show,” she said. “I did need blood, (and) I was prepared.”

Once she had the transfusion, she said, “Literally, I was fine right afterwards. I was completely awake while getting my blood.”

That Star is so funny. “Keep you abreast of the situation.” She kills me.

Star Talks About Her Surgery [People]

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