Star Jones Did Not Almost Die

March 28th, 2006 // 12 Comments

She was just drunk. Kidding. I’m sure our Star is only sipping sparkling cider during her recovery period. Luckily, her implant and boob lift was not a life threatening experience as reported by numerous tabloids.

Phoning her cohosts on The View over live TV Monday morning, Star Jones Reynolds assured Meredith Vieira, Joy Behar and Elisabeth Hasselbeck that, contrary to tabloid reports about her recent hospital stay, “I did not almost die.”

“I had a boob lift,” she said. “I thought it would be nice to call you guys this morning and keep you abreast of the situation.” She also admitted she’d gotten implants because she wanted her breasts to be “perky.”

As for how her new breasts look, Jones Reynolds said, “Friday was my 44th birthday, but my boobs think they are still 20.”

And, yes, she required a blood transfusion due to complications, she said, although she downplayed the incident’s seriousness. “You guys know I’m anemic. We’ve talk about it on the show,” she said. “I did need blood, (and) I was prepared.”

Once she had the transfusion, she said, “Literally, I was fine right afterwards. I was completely awake while getting my blood.”

That Star is so funny. “Keep you abreast of the situation.” She kills me.

Star Talks About Her Surgery [People]

By Miu von Furstenberg

  1. Kelsey

    That’s a disappointment…I was hoping we were one step closer to be Star Jones-free

  2. d.c.

    then it’s okay to openly point and laugh at her, and not worry about being rude and cruel? Great!

  3. Girly Girl

    Now if we could just do something about that big old noggin of hers… can they do a cranial reduction yet? She should vounteer to be the test case…

    Is it just me or does she TOTALLY look like Droopy Dog? Look at that face… jesus.

  4. Small Fry

    Fashion tip #183 – Never EVER wear high heels with your sweat suit. Especially when your thighs are fat….makes you look like an ice cream cone.

  5. KittyLiterati

    Al shaves his legs?

  6. Erica Steverson

    Her face looks like my grandfather: tan, gleaming white teeth, sweat suit… yep, she belongs in Palm Beach with my grandparents and their friends.

  7. Books

    Forget the boobs – should’ve gotten lipo on those legs. He has clown feet with those spindly ankles.

  8. the truth

    Now maybe she’ll be more humble. I doubt that she almost died. It’s called publicity. She knows we all dislike her and wish she would go back from where she came from,,,,(any cave will do).
    Al is getting closer to his goal too. If she kicks the bucket he will be sole heir to her money, a honey!

  9. the truth

    Al looks way better than her…he did it for the money honey.
    If she is drinking apple juice why serve it in a wine flut or a champagne glass? Give that country gal a flask or a mason jar honey! she used to it rough. she don’t do nothin easy she do it nice and rough!

  10. the truth

    ya know it was just yesterday when scar, that’s what we all call her down hurr in missapipi. she was walkin down a dirt road with no shoes on and her hair plaited up in to short pig tails. yeah boy she was fat and ugly. yup couldn tell hurr from a hog.
    now she done got fancy and stuff an now she went out an got her a high yella man and a weave and some payless pumps that cost more than her mammy used to make all year, you go gorilla

  11. the truth

    now scar i told you bout dem yella mens. theys freaks honey. you don know ifn they coming or goin honey chile..whew i tell ya getcha one a dem jet black preacher mens ya know the ones in chuch dat yells and screams and does dat dance in da pull pit dats whah yalls need



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