Star Jones And Al Reynolds Pimp It Out

March 14th, 2006 // 13 Comments

I’m assuming they’re just keeping up appearances. The couple helped celebrate Shaquille O’Neil‘s birthday along with Vivica A. Fox. I wonder what Shaq and Al had to talk about?

By Miu von Furstenberg
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  1. Man! She has the WORST cleavage in the world! Its like two sagging pancakes. Cover that mess up!

  2. Anno

    Flapjacks anyone?

  3. Em

    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. I am never eating pancakes again!

  4. David

    It’s O’Neal.

  5. King Smart Ian

    That picture would make a great Caption It

  6. Kelsey

    Well, I guess it’s easy for Al to keep up his “straight” apperances with her…she just looks so much like a malnourished man it’s sickening

  7. katie

    I never noticed how huge and scary her nostrils were until her face deflated. Eww.

  8. lollipop

    holy god — those are some crazy disgusting fold-overs. WHAPPITA WHAPPITA WHAPPITA…

  9. Martin

    It’s strange to say, but she actually looked more attractive as a full-figured woman. Her face has gone from round to oval (horse like). It’s like she’s wearing a voodoo death mask.

    As for Big Gay Al, what can be said. He looks like a Big Gay Al. That’s one brother on the downlow that’s going to get his dick snapped off when she catches him with one of his boyfriends.

    Note to Al: Don’t try and hide on Fire Island this coming summer. I’m here to tell you that I will have camera waiting in order to collect my cash from the trades.

  10. Tine

    Star Jones looks like a balloon that someone just popped.

  11. Layla's Mommy

    This is what breast implants are made for. ICK!

  12. NaughtyBits74

    Star….what happened to your ta-ta’s?

    They’re flat…Oh My God…she’s so deflated…it’s like someone flattened them out with a mallet.

    Geezus!

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