Stacy Keibler Wants Us To Know She & George Clooney Hadn’t Had Sex In ‘Months’
I’m loving all of the angst and hand-wringing coming out the George Clooney and Stacy Keibler breakup. It’s like Clooney’s people think that we haven’t identified his “dating” pattern already, and it’s like Stacy Keibler thinks she was the first Clooney Girl EVER. Dear Stacy: you just got Sarah Larsen’d. Anyway, in yesterday’s post I talked about my assumption that George had given Stacy some “parting gifts” with the breakup, which he did with Elisabetta Canalis and Sarah Larsen too. I think Elisabetta got cash and a nondisclosure agreement.
And I believe Stacy got jewelry, a condo, and a job hosting a Lifetime reality show. And probably cash and a nondisclosure agreement too! But before Stacy signs on the dotted line and promises to never, ever speak of Clooney’s proclivities (cough, cough), Stacy must have let it slip that she and The Permanent Sexiest Bachelor hadn’t had sex in MONTHS!