Spike TV “Guy’s Choice” Awards

June 11th, 2007 // 3 Comments

An awards show that couldn’t possibly have less to do with me or my demographic, the Spike TV “Guys Choice” honors took place this weekend. How do I know it’s probably not my cup of tea? Because it’s an awards show that handed out the “Hottest Jessica” award to Jessica Alba. Um, guys, don’t you know she HATES it when you point out how HOT she is. Seriously, it’s totally the bane of her existence. I bet she was too busy reading “War and Peace” to accept it in person, anyways. In any case, here’s Faith Hill Elisha Cuthbert sporting her new, MILTF look. She thinks she’s so cutting edge, but I have her beat, with my “sexy Grandma” look that I’m rocking these days. The awards will be broadcast on Spike TV Wednesday, June 13 (10:00 PM-Midnight, ET/PT), in case you’re interested in sifting through about a million beer and pizza commercials to find out who won.

And on a sidebar, since when are men allowed to vote? OMG, I’m totally kidding. (About the gay ones.)


Many more photos (Tracy Morgan, Elisha Cuthbert, Kelly Carlson, Ace Young, Jamie Kennedy, Mandy Moore, Brittany Snow, Chris Cornell, Seth Rogan, Joanna Krupa, Mary Elizabeth Winstead) from the First Annual Spike TV’s ‘Guy Choice’ Awards after the jump.

(Hint: To open larger images of the photos in a new window or tab, chose the photo, and use the right click option on your mouse.)


By Lisa Timmons

  1. CrAzy

    hahaha elisa is rocking the hiliary clinton haircut!!!!! and has standing pigeon-toed replaced the hands on the hip pose just wondering!!! mandy moore looks hot even with the odd pose

  2. Margaret

    They’re not in these pictures but in other sets from the Awards. Jon Favreau and Vince Vaughn were there to accept an award putting Swingers into the Guy’s Guy Hall of Fame. Jon looked terrific. He has lost a ton of weight. Remember the Poker Champion pictures (Paris flirts with Vince) where he was a real blimp. He looks great. Vince looks like he has put on even more weight than the last pictures I saw of him.

  3. shell

    Some website yesterday was calling Elisha: Elisha Rodham Clinton. Very apropos. She looks like a moron in that hairstyle. I guess this is another example of what goes around comes back around. Bad karma = grandma hair. Har har har.

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