Matt Damon Presents 1st Woman Bold Enough To Blame Rehab On Film Role Research

May 31st, 2008 // 1 Comment

We’re not buying it, Eva Mendes! You were doing research, Kirsten Dunst was sad, and Steve Tyler’s foot hurt. Say it with me, bbbbbbbbbuullllllssssshhhhhhhhiiiiiittttttt! Here’s Matt Damon accepting one of the trophies he won at the Spike TV Guy Awards last night.

The ceremony was held in LA, and celebrated all things…”guy.” Damon won for “Guy of the Year” and his role as amnesiac spy Jason Bourne earned him a second award. Robert Downey Jr. won for “Best Guy Movie of the Year” for Iron Man. And Brendan Fraser, who’s hairline is receding quicker than mine so I feel a lot better about my power alleys, presented Harrison Ford with an award. Harrison grabbed his package in thanks. Stop it, you’re 65. Maybe he was adjusting his hernie truss.

Cameron Diaz won a gong for a Decade of Hotness. Oh man, is that gag order on snark because she lost her Dad recently wearing thin. This is a tough one. Like, I’m chomping at the bit. Ok, it passed.

Someone please tell Jack Black to sit down.

Photos: Getty Images

20 more photos from the Spike TV Guy Awards featuring Cameron Diaz, Harrison Ford, Russell Brand, Brendan Fraser, Megan Fox, Steve Carell, John Cho, Kal Penn, Eva Mendes, Matt Damon, Jack Black, Natalie Martinez, Jason Statham, Kat Von D, Chuck Liddell and Adam Sandler are after the jump.

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By Michael Prieve
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  1. S_M_G

    Yep! Total BULLSHIT!

    P.S. It’s “whose hairline”

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