The Spice Babies Are Infected! Run!

November 30th, 2007 // 5 Comments

Geri Halliwell says that she has to leave her 18 month old daughter Bluebell back at the Ginger mansion for the opening night of the Spice Nanas tour on Sunday. Why? Bluebell has chicken pox! And an unfortunate name if you’re not a My Little Pony. And where did she get it from? Victoria Beckham’s son Cruz! This is why I’m not a teacher. Ok, it’s also because I can’t read or add. But still, chicken pox are the worst. At least these poor Spice tykes got them in winter. Chickenpox in the summer is grounds for suicide. Geri Ginger says that Bluebell “loves hanging with the Beckham boys. Cruz and Bluebell have play dates, and Romeo – well, he is just gorgeous with her.

Actually, it was a beautiful moment when we were rehearsing the other day and all of our kids were playing on the stage at the same time. It made me smile.” Until the welts appeared. Has Eddie Murphy’s daughter with Mel been infected. That’s the perfect time to drop her off for their first meeting. Screw that guy and his initial paternity denial. In other Spice Matrons news, Victoria Beckham says that she thinks that fans who faint and cry are the truest. And that life at home is rough. She says “my husband [David Beckham]‘s been away for a month. I go home, and I have three kids to look after. I was up at 5 o’clock this morning sorting everything out so then I’m ready for when I’ve got to take the kids to school.” Like hell she was! She was still slumbering in her feathered nightie and sleep mask when Concepcion was probably washing, drying, feeding, clothing and breastfeeding those kids. For real.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online

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By J. Harvey
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  1. M

    J. Harvey, you are a HOOT. That bit about Concepcion is especially priceless. And so true, so true

  2. anonnymousey

    Poor girl, being named after a Texas Ice Cream company. She’s going to have issues later in life.

    Blue Bell Home-made Ice Cream… mmmm… now I’m craving some in the middle of the work day.

    Now I’m going to have to go get some Banana Split on the way home.

  3. ...

    Ummmmm… my kids were immunized for chicken pox when they were babies. The vaccine has been available for about seven years, at least here in the U.S. What is wrong with these “celebrity moms”? Are they among those whack-jobs that have “chicken pox parties” because they “want to get it over with?” People need to understand that even though it’s a common childhood disease, it can be lethal. Get with it, Spice Moms!

  4. sassymommy

    yeah, there’s this awesome stuff called “vaccine”, you should really check into it, Spice Twats.Too late for chicken pox but maybe you could prevent your kids from dying of meningitis or being crippled by polio. Just a thought.

  5. Dajoro

    Blueballs is a cute kid. Bell, BELL! Dammit.

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