Kabuki Spice Rings in the New Year with Anderson Cooper’s Jarhead Cousin

January 2nd, 2008 // 13 Comments

Usually, this couple is so well-coordinated–I’m not saying I’m always a fan of what they’re wearing, but at least I can usually tell what look they were trying to achieve. But here, I’m just sort of confused. David’s outfit is acceptable, with his tailored suit and trench-coat, but his buzz-cut is so short and the hair is so light that it appears that the ghost of his hair is haunting his scalp. And what is the deal with Victoria’s make-up? I know that sometimes regular make-up reflects the light of a camera’s flash in strange ways, but maybe if she weren’t so incredibly TAN everywhere else, it wouldn’t look so weird. And why is she so tan anyways? She’s British and it’s confusing! If she’s not walking around, a cup of tea in one pasty hand and a crumpet in the other, then how am I supposed to keep my stereotypes straight, I ask you?

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online

By Lisa Timmons
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  1. Shanna

    his buzz-cut is so short and the hair is so light that it appears that the ghost of his hair is haunting his scalp.

    I’m not sure why I find that as funny as I do, but thank you. I needed that.

  2. devil

    Ugly Spice is tan because she’s had it sprayed-on. Apparently by some animal that can lift its leg REALLY high.

    I never thought David Beckham was anything special anyway so him looking icky is no big surprise to me.

  3. Persistent Cat

    I think he’s perfection personified. While I normally cringe at what she’s wearing, she usually nails it with the footwear but I think those shoes (style and colour) are terribly wrong for that dress.

    Nice boobs. They look like they hurt.

  4. kellygrrrl

    oh, damn, some poor hair and makeup stylist is going to take a severe beating today at the sharp end of a Louboutin stiletto.

  5. Sloane

    Norma? Norma Desmond? Is that you with your boy toy?

  6. Mitsu

    I’m noticing a certain tendency on the part of the British to go for these ridiculous-looking, overdone tans. I mean, look at Katie Price – if you can stand to, that is. I think it’s a very unattractive look and my mind boggles that anybody would find it appealing. I guess they’re over-compensating for their natural tendency to be pale, considering the climate there and all.

  7. Shafonda

    LOL! Grrrrrrrrrrl you made Shafonda laugh out loud.

  8. T-Bone

    He looks great. She looks ridiculous, per usual. She needs a stylist to explain the difference between natural old style beauty (Katherine Hepburn) and just plain old.

  9. Another Lisa T

    Lisa Timmons!
    That was one of the funniest headlines I’ve ever read on this sight. Thanks for the chuckle.

  10. Another Lisa T

    Lisa Timmons!
    That was one of the funniest headlines I’ve ever read on this sight. Thanks for the chuckle.

  11. someone

    Im sorry in advance to her fans..but she looks like crap..and also like shes going to fall over any second!

  12. Bird

    All I did was read the headline, scroll down to look at the picture, and laugh really really hard.

  13. Cheesy

    I’m staying at the corner near Nobu in London (at Stratton and Berkeley Street) and I wish I would have known to pop by and see their exit. Posh’s boobs have to hurt. She’s so skinny that she pushed every ounce of her skin upwards, to give it that effect of looking “stacked.”

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