Spencer Pratt’s Olsen Twin Hate Started Young

June 30th, 2008 // 1 Comment

Puppet master Spencer Pratt has been spewing bile about Mary-Kate Olsen for longer than we had previously known. Remember how MK grudgingly spilled to David Letterman after much prodding that Spence “does not have a good temper.”

And to disprove her point, Pratt immediately flew off the handle and called her a “famous troll.” Luckily, though, he has slutty Jesus on his side.

Now, it turns out that the little goon bragged in a 2007 Details interview about Brody Jenner (yeah, nobody noticed at the time) the he once sold a pic of Mary-Kate drinking for $50,000. If lightning doesn’t strike that the gremlin with the flesh-colored beard immediately, I’m going to stop feeling bad about never going to church.


Puppet master Spencer Pratt has been spewing bile about Mary-Kate Olsen
for longer than we had previously known. Remember how MK grudgingly spilled to David Letterman after much prodding that Spence “does not have a good temper.”

And to disprove her point, Pratt immediately flew off the handle and called her a “famous troll.” Luckily, though, he has slutty Jesus on his side.

Now, it turns out that the little goon bragged in a 2007 Details interview
about Brody Jenner (yeah, nobody noticed at the time) the he once sold
a pic of Mary-Kate drinking for $50,000. If lightning doesn’t strike
that the gremlin with the flesh-colored beard immediately, I’m going to
stop feeling bad about never going to church.

By Lisa Timmons
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  1. WHO'S YO DADDY BUTTFACE SKANK?

    Pratt is Satan’s spawn.

    There’s no other way to explain it.

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