Spencer Pratt Tries To Bring Jesus Into This

August 20th, 2008 // 6 Comments

According to Spencer Pratt, since Heidi Montag entered
into his life, he’s started going to church and he said, “The walls
shook a little bit as I first cruised in, but Jesus and I are making
the connection.” Ugh. How appropriate that to describe his relationship
with the Lord, Spencer employs a term that is overused on pretty much
every VH1 reality dating show.

In reference to his un-Christian-like response to Mary-Kate Olsen‘s claim that Spencer had a bad temper, he called her “the less cute twin.”
Apparently Heidi’s reaction was, “What would Jesus do?” To this Spence
responded, “And I’m like, ‘Jesus gave me these great comebacks.’” I
love that he’s delusional to think that’s a “comeback.” Also, you know
the answer to WWJD for Heidi is always “get bigger veneers.”

Sounds like somebody could have used Jesus when he was getting his ass verbally kicked by David Letterman. The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away, I guess.

Click any image to view all 10+ photos of Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag in the gallery!


According to Spencer Pratt, since Heidi Montag entered
into his life, he’s started going to church and he said, “The walls
shook a little bit as I first cruised in, but Jesus and I are making
the connection.” Ugh. How appropriate that to describe his relationship
with the Lord, Spencer employs a term that is overused on pretty much
every VH1 reality dating show.

In reference to his un-Christian-like response to Mary-Kate Olsen‘s claim that Spencer had a bad temper, he called her “the less cute twin.”
Apparently Heidi’s reaction was, “What would Jesus do?” To this Spence
responded, “And I’m like, ‘Jesus gave me these great comebacks.’” I
love that he’s delusional to think that’s a “comeback.” Also, you know the answer to WWJD for Heidi is always “get bigger veneers.”
Sounds like somebody could have used Jesus when he was getting his ass verbally kicked by David Letterman. The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away, I guess.Check out all 10+ photos of Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag in the gallery!

By Lisa Timmons
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  1. say what?

    um, Jesus doesn’t provide comebacks, you douche. he provides understanding and forgiveness so you can turn the other cheek to those who insult you or do you wrong.

    I don’t want to even waste the energy it takes to hate this supreme idiot, but he makes it SO EASY to hate him!

  2. tina

    Hate, why don’t people just look at the clothes or the hairstyle or something, you don’t know these people to hate them! so crazy!

  3. say what?

    actually, tina, I feel like I do know enough about them to hate them.

    they shove their opinions on everything down all of our throats, and I’ve seen and heard enough of their antics to know they’re both just superficial, hypocritical (see above example) douchey fame-whores.

    I suppose you’re throwing up your “showlders” in disbelief, but that’s just how I feel.

  4. 2 Old 4 This

    with any luck, he sequester himself in a monastery

  5. sell outs

    Nice product placement…is there any doubt that these morons are paid to be walking billboards?? Such a weird-ass freak show.

  6. Champ Burger

    That’s the best picture of Heidi I’ve ever seen! I wish they could ALL look like that…

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