Spencer Pratt Terrified That Heidi Montag’s Mom Will Exact Justice

December 23rd, 2008 // Leave a Comment

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag‘s wedding is not legally valid. So basically, they’re not married. But they’re going to keep acting like they’re married, and also acting like the two biggest retarded circus ponies in the world who have escaped the tent and won’t stop naying and begging for hay and carrots from all of us.

Anyway, after Spencer got Heidi tits up on tequila and then fake-married her, he says that he was afraid of bodily harm from Heid’s mom, Darlene Egelhof.

In the finale of The Hills, Pratt refused to make his marriage to Heidi legal at the Beverly Hills Courthouse because he wanted to give her “the wedding of your dreams that you have been talking about for three years.” Translation: that Mexi-scam didn’t fly and I seriously don’t want to be legally bound to your plastic domes, so it’s time to stall again.

“I just had visions of her mom trying to kill me in my sleep so I saw that as a possibility,” Pratt told the press at The Hills finale party in NYC on Saturday.

Despite Eglehof claiming that Spencer must have drugged Heidi’s hay to get her to Mexico, it appears as though she’s softened towards the punk-ass.

“We’re on a better path,” Pratt said about his relationship with Egelhoff.

She’ll get your ass. Mothers can be sly. Watch.

For more pictures of Heidi and Spencer at the season finale party for The Hills in NYC, click any image in the gallery!


Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag‘s wedding is not legally valid.
So basically, they’re not married. But they’re going to keep acting
like they’re married, and also acting like the two biggest retarded circus ponies in the world who have escaped the tent and won’t stop naying and begging for hay and carrots from all of us. Anyway, after Spencer got Heidi tits up on tequila and then fake-married her, he says that he was afraid of bodily harm from Heid’s mom, Darlene Egelhof.In the finale of The Hills,
Pratt refused to make his marriage to Heidi legal at the Beverly Hills
Courthouse because he wanted to give her “the wedding of your dreams
that you have been talking about for three years.” Translation: that
Mexi-scam didn’t fly and I seriously don’t want to be legally bound to
your plastic domes, so it’s time to stall again.”I just had visions of her mom trying to kill me in my sleep so I saw that as a possibility,” Pratt told the press at The Hills finale party in NYC on Saturday.Despite Eglehof claiming that Spencer must have drugged Heidi’s hay to get her to Mexico, it appears as though she’s softened towards the punk-ass. “We’re on a better path,” Pratt said about his relationship with Egelhoff.She’ll get your ass. Mothers can be sly. Watch.

By J. Harvey

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